Fun things to do in the elevator

Lets face it riding in an elevator can be boring especially when that dumb elevator music is playing. So why not have some fun?? So here is a list of fun things to do in the elevator. Try em all out and let me know how it goes.

Make car noises whenever anyone gets on or off the elevator.
Shake each person's hand as the enter or get off the elevator.
Congratulate everyone for being in the same elevator as you and let them know you'll sign autographs later. 
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead muttering "shut up all of you just shut up!"
Whistle the tune "its a small world after all" over and over. 
Sell girl scout cookies.
On a long ride sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
Crack open your briefcase or purse and say into it "got enough air in there??" 
Offer name tags to everyone in the elevator and wear yours upside down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner of the elevator facing the wall without getting off.
When arriving at your floor grunt and strain to yank the doors open and act surprised when the open and say "magic!" 
Lean over to another passenger and say "noogie patrol coming!" 
Greet everyone coming in the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral. 
Give yourself a manicure or pedicure.
On the highest floor hold the door open and demand it stay open till you hear the penny you dropped go "plunk" on the bottom. 
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Grin at another passenger for a bit then say excitedly "I got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have gotten on the elevator and its moving moan from the back "oh no not now motion sickness." 
Make animal noises occasionally then pretend it wasn't you who made the noise.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
When the elevator has a couple people in it and its moving start to sing "Mary had a little lamb" while pushing all the buttons. 
Walk in the elevator with a straight face carrying a cooler that says "human head" on it. 
Stare at another passenger for a while then say "your one of them!" then back away slowly. 
Leave a box in between the doors.
Ask a passenger if you can push the button for them if they say no pout and whine about it like a 5 year old. If they say yes be all excited and get emotional and say "I just wanna thank the Academy for this moment and also I wanna thank my pet rock oh I'm just so happy!" 
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to passengers through the puppet. 
Try and start a sing a long.
Play the harmonica.
Press all the buttons and then say "ding" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel. 
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope and tell passengers your giving the elevator a check up. 
Draw a little square on the floor and announce to the other passengers that its your little personal space.
Blow spit bubbles.
Chew bubble gum loudly with your mouth open and pull out the gum in long strings.
Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button.
Say to other passengers "wouldn't it be great if this elevator plummeted to the bottom!? What do you think would happen then!?" 
Pretend to get your arm or leg stuck when the elevator door closes.
Set out a picnic on the floor and ask other passengers to join in.
Say to other passengers that you just won the lottery and your on your way to collect your winnings. See who's listening to you. 
Offer to polish the passengers shoes and when they say no look sadly at them with big doe eyes and say sadly "but I need the money to feed my family in Estonia."
Hand out leaflets that say "what to do when the cable breaks or this thing becomes possessed and plummets to the basement. Ten tips that will keep you in one piece you still won't live but it makes it easier on us with cleaning up the blood and all. Have a nice day."
Act surprised when the elevator moves and say "ITS ALIVE!!"
Let your cell phone ring and don't answer it.
Walk into the elevator saying "ahh this reminds me of being buried alive oh those were the days."
Stop the elevator and say "twenty years of being in prison for murdering some dude and now I'm in here stuck in an elevator just my luck!"
Announce in a computer like voice "this elevator will self destruct in 5...4..3..2...oh here's my floor!"
Take your shoes off before entering the elevator and looked shocked and appalled that everyone else has there shoes on.
Tell people your in charge of the elevator and instruct them on how to press the buttons correctly and tell em where to stand and when they can get off.
 When you get to your floor act emotional and say to the passengers "I won't forget any of you for as long as I live. You all have meant so much to me." Ask for a group hug.
Insist the ride the elevator costs 5$ and everyone must pay you to ride it.
Yodel.
Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves..."
Try breakdancing.
Challenge passengers to a thumb war.
Explain your ideas of world domination to the elevator wall.
Dress like the grim reaper when its not Halloween and look at a passenger and say to them "its time.."
When the doors are opening say "hide it quick!" Then whistle innocently looking at the ceiling as people get on the elevator.
Tell the others passengers that all the elevators look the same and you just can't understand why and act upset.
This only works if your going down to parking and standing with alot of people say in a very loud voice to the elevator without laughing "TAKE ME DOWN TO P!" 
Do air guitar.
Do the disco.
Start riverdancing. 
Start laughing uncontrollably at nothing.
Announce loudly to another passenger "you got grey in your hair!"
Announce loudly in a crowded elevator that your an ex-con.
Bring a pillow and try and start a pillow fight.
Sing off key and loudly and when your done tell other passengers your trying out for American Idol.
Try and start a tickle fight.
Start shadow boxing.
Whisper in someone's ear "I see dead people."
Do the snoopy dance.
Bang your head against the wall over and over for no reason.
Keep pokin the other passengers then insist it wasn't you who poked them.
Talk baby talk to everyone.
For every person that walks into the elevator say to them "well butter my butt and call me a biscuit look who's here!"
Keep talking to yourself.
Do jumping jacks.
Take a skipping rope and start skipping.
Do Elvis impressions.
Get a white sheet cut out holes for your eyes and your nose and put it over you and go in the elevator and try and convince all the passengers that get in that your the ghost of the elevator. Say "boo" every once in a while. 
Do random things in slow motion this include talking.
Announce "clean up on aisle 5!" 
Talk like an auctioneer and auction off the buttons to people.
Try and figure skate.
Do Elmo impressions.
Dress up like Gandalf and when someone tries to enter or leave the elevator get in front of em and say "you shall not pass!" 
Do gangnum style.
Do the macarena. 
Try and teach people how to dougie. 
Try and get everyone to do the electric slide. 
Get into a sudden rage about how no one accepts your requests for Farmville on Facebook. 
Try and convince all the passengers that you can operate the elevator with your mind.
Try and get everyone to do the wave.
Do a comedy routine.
Say to everyone who gets on the elevator "whats up doc??"
Play hopscotch. 
If you have a mustache comb it.
Take your invisible dog into the elevator and introduce him to people and act offended when no one else can see him.
Keep telling knock knock jokes.
Hum the Jaws theme song.
Every once in a while shout "ICEBERG!"
Try and convince all the passengers that the elevator is alive and has feelings and that they must talk nice to it. 
Jog in one place.
Do push ups. 
Do ballet.
Go up to the elevator wall and hug it and say "I know how you feel. I understand what you been through elevator. I'm here for you. It's ok." 
Lick the elevator walls and tell everyone it tastes great.
Do a mime act.
Look at another passenger and smile and open your arms wide and say to them "let me love you."
When someone gets on the elevator act angry and say to them "where have you been! I been waiting for you here for an hour!" See what they do.
Tell passengers that if the elevator goes to the wrong floor you'll release the Kraken.
Play with a yo-yo.
Make faces at people. 
Sit cross legged in the middle of the elevator with your eyes closed and don't move or make a sound or get off.
Crack your knuckles.
Get a garbage bag and put a dummy in it with an arm sticking out and walk in the elevator and say "well another one bites the dust..."
Do the robot.
Moonwalk.
Do the YMCA.
When someone presses a button shout "BAZINGA!"
Tap dance.
Say "allow me to sing you the song of my people" then sing the theme song of Bill Nye the science guy. 
Do some Hawaiian nose humming.
Try and start a conga line.
Try and get everyone to do the locomotion.
Juggle anything or juggle nothing.
Walk in the elevator wearing pajamas and act appalled that no one else is dressed that way.
Propose to the elevator and say it with alot of emotion.
Try and start a game of rock paper scissors. 
Pretend to be a news reporter and report everything in the elevator and interview people. Put it on youtube. 
Pop your cheek.
March in one place.
Get in a sudden rage that you can never find Waldo or Carmen San Diego. 
Try and make snow angels.
Hop around on a pogo stick.
Tell all the passengers your a member of the lollipop guild and pass out lollipops.
Try to play the game the floor is lava.
Twirl.
Take some bubble wrap and pop it.
Talk like a parrot to everyone.
Sing the llama llama duck song over and over.
Do the harlem shake.
Do the charleston. 
Do the hustle.
Take a hula hoop and start hula hooping in the elevator.
Wave your arms around trying to whack the invisible flies flying around your head.
Play air drums.
Push the buttons with your tongue. 
 
 
 

   

How Jesus has changed me

Hey. So I wanted to update my blog on how Jesus has risen and is alive. I been struggling all day today with it as to what to say. And I got very frustrated as I was havin some trouble so I just went for a walk and prayed about it. And GOD gave me the idea to share how Jesus has changed me as He couldn't have changed me if He weren't alive now could He?? No He couldn't. So now I will share just a bit on how He's changed me. Before I came to Christ at the time I thought I was Autistic but I have since been re-diagnosed with Pervasive Developmental Disorder. Anyways at the time I thought Autism defined who I was. And I thought should I ever be cured it would change me and I would no longer be the same person and that was a bad thing so I used to hope that there would never be a cure cause I wanted to remain the same person. I also used to think that GOD was after me. I thought GOD was this great big mean GOD who was gonna get me with lightning. I used to be afraid of being outside for to long as I thought if I was He was gonna get me. I thought if I stayed indoors I would be safe from Him. I literally feared Him. I used to think that all I had to do was just be a good person but really how good is good enough?? I was so afraid of letting anyone down so really I lived in constant fear. Fear of GOD getting me, fear of being cured and becoming someone totally different and fear of not being good enough. I would have my escapes. I used to escape in my daydream world but that did not fill the void I had nor did it take away my fears. Nothing I could do seemed to help me. Also with this fear came the want to control certain things. I had to have a certain routine and when it got disrupted I got very upset as I didn't like not having that control. Nothing was allowed to change ever. Then I came back to Christ and Jesus has shown me how compassionate He is. I still don't fully understand His love and I don't think I ever will. Instead of getting yelled at by Jesus which was what I expected I was forgiven and there was no punishment. No lightning like I thought just grace. It took me a while though to finally accept the fact that GOD was not gonna punish me or get me. When I first came back though I thought now I had to work my butt off to make up for lost time with GOD. I thought surely GOD would want some payback from me and I thought He would be so upset with me for that lost time. I struggled with such guilt over that lost time and I wanted so much to make up for that as I thought I should and I thought I had to. I thought basically that's what Christianity was that it was working to please GOD so He would be happy. Boy was I in for a shock. I started to hear at Church and stuff people calling GOD their Father and I used to think that was blasphemy and I would think surely GOD was gonna be so mad at them for that. But no no lightning no nothing. I was at the time also attending Celebrate Recovery a Christ centered recovery group for any hurt, habit or hang-up and I still go. But people would come forward and say their struggles things I thought Christians weren't supposed to struggle with. But no leader judged them or told them to get out. When I came forward with my struggles each time I thought this time for sure no one was gonna like me after hearing it and each time I was wrong. Nobody there ever told me my struggles were stupid or that I just need to get over it or just deal with it. No they wanted to pray for me and help me through it. But no one tried to fix me either. No one told me what to do and I was never forced to do anything I wasn't comfortable with. GOD has taught me that I can call Him Father which I do in my prayers. I now have my identity in Christ and no longer in my disability. In Christ I am loved. In Christ I am accepted. Because of Jesus I am an adopted daughter of Almighty GOD. GOD made me in His image. In Christ I have worth. In Christ I am important. In Christ I have value. GOD is a King and since He is a King that makes me a Princess. In Christ I have destiny. In Christ I have a hope and a future. In Christ I am beautiful. And because of Christ I will live forever. GOD is not a mean GOD who is sitting there waiting for someone to have fun and then strikes lightening at them. GOD is good. GOD is love. GOD is patient. GOD is kind. GOD is just. GOD is holy. GOD is perfect. GOD is forgiving. GOD is awesome. GOD is wise. GOD is understanding. GOD knows everything. GOD is King. GOD is Sovereign. GOD is mighty. GOD is Lord. GOD has taught me that I don't have to work to please Him. He wants me to work because I want to and I love Him. GOD has taught me that Christianity is about a relationship with GOD its not some long list of impossible things that no one can possibly do. GOD has taught me that He accepts me just as I am but loves me to much for me to stay that way. GOD has taught me that yes He does get mad but it takes alot for Him to get there and He doesn't suddenly go kaboom for no reason. GOD has taught me that He won't leave me no matter what. Even when I'm a grouch He still adores me. I'm GOD's little girl. GOD has taught me I don't have to make up for lost time He's just happy I'm back. GOD has taught me that He is not gonna punish me but rather give unmerited grace and love. GOD has also helped me deal with change and not wanting to stick to routines so much. I barely even have a routine anymore. And when change happens I no longer get upset but GOD helps me focus on Him as He never changes. Since GOD is my Father every Christian is my brother or sister. For those out there though who struggle with father issues and have a very hard time seeing GOD as Father because of the father issues here is something that might help. I read in a book that in John 3:16 where it says GOD so loved the world. So loved translates into as more then a mother cares for her child. Or just think of the person you think loves you the most and GOD loves you more then they do.... I'm gonna ask that my fellow brothers and sisters please comment and leave a little testimony of yours for others to read if you feel comfortable with that. Just short and sweet of where you once where and where GOD has brought you now.... GOD bless you

Thoughts on the cross

Well its just been Good Friday and Easter is on it's way. So I been thinking about the cross of Christ lately and I wanted to share with you my thoughts. First is at the last supper Jesus tells all the disciples to not be afraid. Yet what He is facing is very frightening in fact I can't even imagine having to face the kinda fear He did. He faced the three denials of Peter, or the Pharisees abusing Him, or the Roman soldiers whipping Him and mocking Him and putting a crown of thorns on His head, all His disciples leaving Him, being spat on, being nailed to a cross, having the Heavenly Father turn His back on Him, taking on the sin of the world and dying. I wanna just take a closer look at all these things He choose to face for you and for me. First is the disciples leaving Him. They all abandoned Him at some point. They couldn't even stay awake to pray and then when the soldiers came Peter drew his sword and struck the high priest's servant cutting off his right ear. Now some of us if in that situation might say "hey thanks Peter now I'll run for it!" Some of us might have thought "hey now Peter's got my back how cool." But that's not what Jesus did. Instead of running for it Jesus told Peter to put down his sword and willingly went with the soldiers. Jesus did not attempt to defend Himself although He could summon legions of angels right then and there but He didn't. Then after being led away Jesus was takin to a "trial" and I'm using that word very loosely that the Pharisees held. Reason I'm using the word trial so loosely is that it really wasn't one at all as the Pharisees broke basically every rule in the book to do it. First even at this point of time a person when in trial was innocent until proven guilty. They assumed Jesus was guilty from the start. According to the Old Testament law two or more persons had to agree on what someone did wrong like if someone had stolen something two or more people had to say "yes I saw them take it" or something like that but two or more people had two agree on the fact. No two people at Jesus trial could agree on anything He had done wrong. Also His trial was held at night which was illegal to do. Also Jesus trial was held on the first day of unleavened bread on the eve of Passover and it was illegal to hold any trial during any holy days. The trial was also illegal because it was concluded within a day according to the law a night had to intervene between trial and whatever decree the trial came to. Also Jesus was not permitted a lawyer to defend Him. I'm only touching on a bit of this as there is way more to it. So already now though Jesus has been abandoned and now an illegal trial and we are not even done yet. While Jesus is on trial Peter denies that he knows Jesus three times and Jesus knew Peter had done this. After the so called trial the Pharisees take Jesus to Pilate. But Pilate don't wanna deal with Him and sends Him to Herod. Now Herod had been wanting to see Jesus and wanted Jesus to perform a miracle for his entertainment. Herod questioned Jesus but Jesus gave no answer. Herod with his soldiers then humiliated Jesus and mocked Him and put Him in expensive clothing and sent Jesus back Pilate. After this Pilate and Herod became friends. Pilate then called the chief priests and rulers of the people and told them he had examined Jesus but found He had done no wrong so Pilate would have Him whipped then let Jesus go. The law then said a person was to be whipped 40 times minus one for mercy. Although the Bible doesn't say how many times Jesus was whipped I think its safe to assume that it was 39 times and they used the cat-o-nine tails at the time. The cat-o-nine tails was a multi-tailed whip used for sever punishment. According to their law though Pilate had to release one prisoner to them and they asked for Barabbas. Pilate talked to the people again wanting to release Jesus but the people shouted "crucify Him! crucify Him!" Pilate asked them for the third time what Jesus had done wrong. But again the people shouted to crucify Him to Pilate sentenced Jesus to death on a cross. A crucifixion was a horrible and terrible way to die as it was a very slow and very painful death. When someone was crucified they had all their clothes stripped off them and then their hands and feet were nailed to the cross and were left to hang there so it was also very humiliating. So by now Jesus has been abandoned, had a fake trail, denied three times, beaten, mocked, had a crown of thorns placed on His head, whipped and now crucified. And we are still not done yet. The soldiers gambled for Jesus clothes what they called casting lots. Above Jesus head they placed a sign that said "THIS IS JESUS, THE KING OF THE JEWS." There were two robbers who were crucified with Jesus one on His left and one on His right. When people passed by they hurled insults at Him and the chief priests and teachers of the law also mocked Him. One of the robbers said to Jesus to get down from the cross and save Himself and them to. But the other robber rebuked him and said "don't you fear GOD," he said "since you are under the same sentence? We are punished justly, for we are getting what out deeds deserve. But this man has done nothing wrong." Then he said "Jesus, remember me when You come into Your kingdom." Jesus answered him "I tell you the truth, today you will be with Me in paradise." From about the sixth hour till the ninth hour darkness came over all the land. The sixth hour was about noon and the ninth hour was about 3 pm and its not normally dark at those times but on the day it was. About the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" Which means "My GOD, My GOD, why have You forsaken Me?" At this point the Father and Son were separated and the Father had to turn His back on His own Son. Then Jesus said "it is finished" and then Jesus called out with a loud voice "Father, into Your hands I commit My spirit." And Jesus died then the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom and the earth shook and the rocks split. The tombs broke open and the bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. The Pharisees though didn't want the bodies on the crosses hanging there during the Sabbath so they asked Pilate to have the legs of those hanging there broken so that they would die quicker. The soldiers then came and broke the broke the robbers legs but when they came to Jesus they found He was already dead and didn't break His legs. Instead one of the soldiers pierced Jesus side with a spear bringing a sudden flow of blood and water. So Jesus was certainly dead. Later Joseph of Arimathea asked Pilate for the body of the dead Jesus. With Pilate's permission Joseph and Nicodemus took the body of the dead Jesus wrapped Jesus dead body with strips of linen and spices as was the custom. There was a new tomb which had never been used so they laid Jesus dead body in this tomb... So Jesus Christ the only begotten Son of Almighty GOD who lived a perfect life never sinned in thought, word or deed came and willingly went through being abandoned, a fake trial, being denied three times, being mocked, being spat on, being beat up, humiliated, insulted, had a crown of thorns put on His head, whipped, crucified, mocked some more, separated from His Father and then died. At anytime He could have saved Himself but He was to busy saving you and me. When He looked down from the cross He wasn't only looking at the people standing there but He also looked right at you and me and said in action "I love you this much." Just picture in your mind the best you can Jesus tied and a Roman soldier standing there with a whip and the soldier says "this is for your past sins" and whips Jesus. Then the soldier says "this is for your present sins" and whips Jesus. Then the soldier says "and this is for your future sins" and whips Jesus. Jesus took all your sins of the past, present and future committed in thought, word and deed and paid for them fully. Not like He forgot anything and He did it willingly. Nobody made Jesus go through any of that and He could have backed out and let us get the punishment we deserve. But He loves us infinitely so He died for us so that we could live. He wasn't heard so we would be heard. He was ignored so that we would be welcomed. He was separated so we could be together with GOD. He was hurt so that we would be healed. He took our punishment for us. Maybe you have a sibling or other family member you grew up with and at least once they said they did something wrong when it was you who did it and took the punishment for you. Well that's what Jesus did He got yelled at for you. He was sent to the coroner for you. He was slapped for you. Maybe you have a family member or friend who you know when if it ever came down to it would die for you or maybe you would do that for a friend or family member if you had to. Well that's what Jesus did for you and He loves you more then anyone you have known, do know or will know.... 

So here are some links in case you wanna look up some more information on any of this. 

Here is more information on the cat-o-nine tails http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_o%27_nine_tails
Here is more information on crucifixion http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion_of_Jesushttp://rsc.byu.edu/archived/%E2%80%9Cbehold-lamb-god%E2%80%9D-easter-celebratio
Here is more information on the trail of Jesus http://www.netbiblestudy.com/00_cartimages/illegaltrialofjesus.pdf
Here is more information on Jewish funeral and burial customs http://jewish-funeral-home.com/Jewish-burial-customs.html and http://www.religionfacts.com/judaism/cycle/death.htm and
n/12-jesus-and-ossuaries-first-century-jewish-burial-pra 

Also for more information pick up a Bible and read Genesis 3:15 , Micah 5:2 , Isaiah 7:14 , Genesis 12:3 , Genesis 22:18 , Genesis 17:19 , Genesis 21:12 , Numbers 24:17 , Genesis 49:10 , 2nd Samuel 7:12-13 , Isaiah 9:6-7 , Psalm 45:6-7 , Daniel 2:44 , Hosea 11:1 , Jeremiah 31:15 , Isaiah 40:3-5 , Psalm 69:8 , Isaiah 53:3 , Deuteronomy 18:15 , Malachi 4:5-6 , Psalm 2:7 , Isaiah 9:1-2 , Psalm 78:2-4 , Isaiah 6:9-10 , Isaiah 61:1-2 , Psalm 110:4 , Psalm 2:6 , Zechariah 9:9 , Psalm 8:2 , Psalm 41:9 , Zechariah 11:12-13 , Psalm 35:11 ,  Isaiah 53:7 , Isaiah 50:6 , Psalm 35:19 , Psalm 69:4 , Isaiah 53:12 , Psalm 69:21 , Psalm 22:16 , Zechariah 12:10 , Psalm 22:7-8 , Psalm 22:18 , Exodus 12:46 , Psalm 34:20 ,  Psalm 22:1 , Psalm 109:4 ,  Isaiah 53:9 , Psalm 16:10 , Psalm 49:15 , Psalm 24:7-10 , Psalm 68:18 , Psalm 110:1 , Isaiah 53:5-12 , Matthew 26:1- 28: 20 , Mark  14:12-16:20 , Luke 22:1-24:53 and John 13:1-21:25 

Here are some songs that I think go well with this that I wanna share 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paPFcHb5MJA Petra - Judas Kiss 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuFvhjEO0Ao Petra - It Is Finished! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZsgm9DIW6Y Petra - All Over Me 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARHhDQ1tKc8 Petra - He Came, He Saw, He Conquered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyVIzX1AGMc Steve Green - He Holds The Keys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM3cfzZc_Cw Abandon - Hero 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIKhqWkA7J4  Dallas Holm - Rise Again 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyJuKHvoPGc Jeremy Riddle - Sweetly Broken 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Nci1ATvPg Hillsong - At The Cross 


"Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him and he with Me." Revelation 3:20 NIV. 

"The Spirit and the bride say, "Come!" And let him who hears say, "Come!" Whoever is thirsty, let him come; and whoever wishes, let him take the free gift of the water of life." Revelation 22:17 NIV. 

GOD bless you

A story

Here is a story I made up today. I hope you enjoy it...

Once there was a lady named Anne. She lived in a faraway land and one day an army invaded the land she lived on. This army was called the Demonics. They were invading to take people to a land of eternal heat to die in flames. Anne found this out and tried to find a way as to not get caught by this army. But no matter what she thought of there was no escape there was no escape for anyone. Then one day she was visted by a Prince of a land called Peace. His name was Emmanuel and He told her He was there to rescue her from the Demonics and take her to a land called Peace. Just then though they were surrounded by the Demonics who wanted to take Anne and kill her. Prince Emmanuel stepped in front of the army and said "kill Me instead." So they took the Prince Emmanuel and nailed Him to a tree and killed Him. Anne was in dispair and she cried. Three days later this same Prince came to visit her and she was frightened as she thought He was a ghost. He
asked her for something to eat and she gave Him some fish and He ate it and then she knew He wasn't a ghost. So then the Prince told her He would now take her away to a land called Peace as the Demonics wouldn't be able to kill her now since He died in her place. Anne said to Prince Emmanuel "but there is no way out..." The Prince looked at Anne and said "I am the way. Please follow Me." So Anne followed the Prince and they came to the land of Peace. The Prince took Anne straight to the High King of kings. Many feared this High King of kings. Anne stood in front of this High King of kings in her rags with her hair all askew and no shoes on her feet and she kept her head down as she felt ashamed and not good enough even to stand in this High King of kings court. The Prince went forward to the High King of kings and said "I have found Anne and led her here. I paid the price of her life with My own life. For You gave Me the authority to lay down
My life and take it up again." This High King of kings was pleased and got His servants to take Anne to a a room in the Castle they were in and the High King of kings gave them orders to give her a new white dress without spot or wrinkle and a tiara for her head and shoes for her feet and to give her nourishment. Anne came back in front of the High King of kings in her news clothes which she liked very much. She curtsied before Him and He said "what do You think of Prince Emmanuel??" Anne answered "I love Him. He died for me and I am so grateful and I am also greatful for these new clothes." The High King of kings nodded "You shall be married to Him this very day." So it was written and so it was done. Prince Emmanuel and Anne were indeed married on that day and there was a big celebration with music and dancing. Then again Princess Anne was brought before the High King of kings and said to her "this now makes you My daughter. Not of your own will or of anyone else's will but born again into My family and you shall be My daughter forever you now have the same rights and privileges as Prince Emmanuel. All I ask of you is obey My commands which are to love Me your Father and love others as you love yourself." The High King of kings also gave her a book that He inspired others to write that was about Him so that she could get to know Him and Who He is. Princess Anne was very happy and went on and did her best to obey the High King of kings commands. But she always seemed to fall short but her Father the High King of kings always forgave her and encouraged her. But one day she got very frustrated
with always trying and always seeming to fail. Plus she had been wondering what she had done to deserve the Prince dying for her or to be married to Him or to have all the rights and privileges as He or even to have the pretty clothes that were given her. So that day she decided she was fed up with trying and getting no where plus it really bothered her that she did not earn what she had. So she ran away to a faraway land. One of the servants came and told the High King of kings this news and He was greatly distressed. The Prince Emmanuel that day went out to look for her and vowed to not come back till He had found her. Meanwhile in a faraway land Princess Anne
had gotten herself into much trouble but didn't seem to realize it. She was now doing things she had said she would never do. Then one day a great famine came upon the land and Princess Anne was now without money and without food so she decided to work there. She became a scullery maid of a different prince. But no one gave her any food although lots were promised to her. This prince she worked for was a very dark prince and made Anne work her fingers to the bone but it was never good enough. She begged him for food but he only gave her crumbs. Then one day she tried to run away from this dark prince but his servants caught her and chained her up so that she couldn't escape and was forced to live off crumbs dropped on the floor. Princess Anne was in deep dispair and cried alot. When she refused to work the princes servants would torment her and tell her off of how awful and lazy she was and would tempt her by waving food in her face so she would work again but was still only given crumbs. Then one day Prince Emmanual showed up and the servants scattered before Him as they were afraid of Him. Prince Emmanuel confronted the dark prince and got the keys for Princess Anne's chains from him. Prince Emmanuel then freed Princess Anne and carried her out of there and they went back to land of Peace. Anne felt very ashamed of herself and thought for sure her Father the High King of kings would be furious with her. She was thinking of how to word her apology and then thought "this is what I will say. I will say to Him I have sinned against You and am not worthy to be called Your daughter please make me one
of Your servants." The Prince Emmanuel and Princess Anne were almost home when they say the Father the High King of kings pacing back and forth in distress. The High King of kings then looked up and saw His daughter in the distance and He ran to her and picked her up and swung her around and held her and gave her many kisses. Princess Anne said to Him "Please forgive me I have sinned against You and am not worthy to be called You daughter please make me on of Your servants." But He didn't listen but instead called the servants and said "cook the roast and put up the banners and put on music and lets dance and celebrate for this daughter of Mine was lost but
now is found and was dead and is now alive. Quick get a new dress for My daughter and a tiara for her head and shoes for her feet!" There was a big celebration that day with much music and dancing and even the Father the High King of kings danced over His daughter. Later on though Princess Anne still felt bad and went to talk with her Father the High King of kings and asked "how can You forgive me?? What I did was awful and disrespectful. Shouldn't I be punished for what I have done??" The High King of kings her Father put Princess Anne on His lap and replied "I have chosen to forgive you and forget what happened. The Prince Emmanual on the day you left took your punishment for you so no punishment is needed. I love you no matter what you have done, are doing or will do because you are My precious daughter and I have great plans for you. Plans of hope and a future that are greater then you can imagine."  Princess Anne again was
very happy and one day was wondering around the land of Peace when a servant dressed in white came to her and said "I have found many riches and treasures. Please follow me." So Princess Anne followed this servant and they walked into a land that was very dark and suddenly
this servant changed and was a dark servant and before she knew it Princess Anne was caught in chains and taken to the prince of darkness. She was forced to bow to this dark prince and he threw her in a dark dirty dungon and had her chained there again without food. No matter how hard she tried she couldn't get out of her chains and was in dispair. The dark servants would torment her and tell her that now her Father the High King of kings would not rescue her and to give up hope. Again the Prince Emmanuel showed up and rescued Princess Anne and carried her all the way back to the land of Peace. After Princess Anne got cleaned up and fed she again came in front of her Father the High King of kings and He asked her why she left. Princess Anne replied "a servant in white came up to me and told me of riches and treasures and asked me to follow them and so I was curious and so I followed them and they took me to the dark place." Her Father the High King of kings nodded and said "anytime you look for riches or treasures outside of My Kingdom you will end up in the dark place. The riches and treasures outside My Kingdom are not riches and treasures at all and only lead to death and destruction." Again her Father the High King of kings forgave and reminded her to keep reading the book about Him that was given her. One day Princess Anne was sitting under a tree reading this book when a servant in white came up to her asked "don't you know about the rules??" Princess Anne looked up at them and replied "what rules??" The servant in white said "the High King of kings rules. Don't you know about them??" Princess Anne nodded "oh yes I know I am to love Him and to love others as myself." The servant in white looked shocked "oh goodness I am glad I am here! Yes those are two of the rules but there are many more you must obey or you will be kicked out of the Kingdom forever. Please follow me I will teach you these rules." So Princess Anne followed this servant who taught her hundreds of rules that Princess Anne tried to obey but again she ended up in chains and again taken to the prince of darkness and thrown into a dark dirty dungon. Again Prince Emmanuel came
and rescued Princess Anne and brought her back before her Father the High King of kings and He asked her what happened. Princess Anne told Him that a servant in white told her of many rules she would have to obey but the more she tried the more she failed and ended up in chains
again. The Father the High King of kings forgave her and explained to her "the only rules are the ones I gave you for they are the sum of the whole law. When you try and obey the other laws you will fall short and end up in chains because you can't be perfect. Therefore before you even came here My Son the Prince Emmanuel lived out all those laws to perfection for you so that all you need to do is love Me and love others as you love yourself." Again her Father the High King of kings reminded her to keep reading the book that was given to her and suggested that they spend more time together and Princess Anne agreed to this and again was very happy. One day she was out walking with her Father the High King of kings and they were looking at the whole Kingdom and Anne noticed dark places here and there.Princess Anne asked if the dark places were also part of His Kingdom and He said yes. She then asked "why don't You make them light like the rest of the Kingdom??" Her Father the High King of kings answered "I have made it this way so that you will be tested and made strong and so that also you will get to know me in a more personal way then My servants ever could for they long to look into our relationship and understand it but they can not." On another day Princess Anne was walking through a garden when she saw a very
attractive young man who winked at her and she went over to him. He said his name was Mahlon Kilion and he asked her if she was willing to go out on a date with him. Princess Anne shook her head "I am already married to Prince Emmanuel." Mahlon Kilion then said "ah its ok. Don't worry. We'll just hang out then as friends. Can I hang out with a beautiful friend such as yourself??" And he winked at her again. Princess Anne nodded "I guess then it would be fine." So they went for a walk and they talked and they got very close. And he kept tempting her and they ended up kissing. But Princess Anne pulled away but he tempted her again and he was very seductive and before she knew it she had commited adultery. And after committing this act the dark servants came for her again and chained her up and put her in the dark dirty dungon and they had recorded what she had done and made her watch it over and over again and they tormented her. She felt this time for sure the Prince wouldn't rescue her now after what she had done. But He did the Prince Emmanuel did come and did rescue her again and took her back to the land of Peace. She apologized to Him and she felt awful and He forgave her and held her and kissed her forehead. Princess Anne then came before the Father the High King of kings and He asked what she had done. Princess Anne told Him of the man and how she was unable to resist his temptation and how now she felt lower then dust. Her Father the High King of kings forgave her and said "anytime you search for love outside of My Kingdom you will only find death and destruction. Look to Me for love and you will find life for I am life." Princess Anne spent the rest of the day with Prince Emmanual and He told her how much He adored her and reminded her of how He died for her and that in His eyes she has worth. Princess Anne again was very happy and  content. One day she was in the garden of the land of Peace when a commoner came up to her and introduced himself as Mr.Bunko. The commoner Mr.Bunko said to her "you know there really isn't a High King of kings." Princess Anne replied "yes there is I've met Him and talked with Him." Mr.Bunko then said "oh and let me guess told you that He made this whole Kingdom??" Princess Anne nodded. Mr.Bunko laughed "you are so naive. He isn't really a king and He didn't really make any of this. He's just taking all the credit. Come follow me and I'll show you how its all just here by chance." So Princess Anne followed Mr.Bunko and he told her that they evolved and used to be monkeys and everything is just chance. Princess Anne began to believe this and then the dark servants surrounded her again and chained her up and put her in the dungeon. Again Prince Emmanuel rescued her and took her back to her Father the High King of kings and Princess Anne was very afraid this time. Her Father the High King of kings asked her where she had been. Princess Anne replied "someone told me that You are not a king and that You did not make any of this and its just chance I believed them and I am ashamed." Her Father the High King of kings forgave her and said "If you had been reading the book given you then you would have not fallen for this because it tells you of how I made everything. Please read this book it will keep you from falling or the things that tempt you to fall will keep you from this book." After many years Princess Anne came to her Father the High King of kings with the book given her that now was in sad shape. The pages were coming out and it was barely holding together. Princess Anne held out her book and was upset that now it was falling apart and her Father the High King of kings smiled and said "the book that is falling apart belongs to someone who isn't." Princess Anne again was very happy. Princess Anne was spending the day once with her Father the High King of kings in His court and someone came before Him in rags that Prince Emmanuel brought before the High King of kings. But this person owed the High King of kings a very large debt one that they couldn't possibly pay so they begged for mercy and the High King of kings had compassion on them and cancelled their whole debt right then and there. This person was very happy and went out and saw one of their servants who owed them some debt and demanded it back from them but the servant couldn't pay it back and begged for mercy. But this person had no mercy on them and put
them in prison for their debt. Well Princess Anne saw what happened and went and told her Father the High King of kings what happened as it greatly upset her as she felt bad for the servant and wanted to help them. So her Father the High King of kings brought this person before him and said "you ungrateful servant! I had mercy on you and forgave you your debts freely but you yourself were not willing to do this for your servant! I now banish you to the land of darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth!" The High King of kings also released the other servant and forgave them their debts and also He gave Princess Anne treasure which a thief can not steal and a moth can not destroy for her goodness in wanting to help her neighbor in need. At the end of the day Princess Anne's Father the High King of kings asked her if she liked spending the day with Him in His court. Princess Anne smiled and replied "better is one day in Your court oh Father then thousands elsewhere!" On another day in His courts a fellow Princess named Elzabeth came wheeling in in her wheelchair in tears and her Father the High King of kings had compassion on her and wiped away her tears and asked what was wrong. Princess Elizabeth replied "I keep being told that if I believed enough in Your power I still wouldn't be in this wheelchair I'm sorry I keep trying but I can't do it." Her Father the High King of Kings held her and kissed her forehead and replied "My precious child My power is greater when you are weak so I use your weakness to lead others to Me. It is not a punishment at all." Princess Elizabeth was very happy to hear this and wheeled off and preached how the Father the High King of kings was using her and boasted of her weaknesses. Later that same day a rich commoner came into the High King of kings court and asked "what must I do to be part of Your Kingdom??" The High King replied "you know the commandments. Don't steal. Don't lie. Don't murder. Honor your father and mother." The rich man replied "I have obeyed all these commandments since I was born." The High King looked at him and loved him and replied "you still lack one thing. First go and sell all you have then come and be part of My Kingdom." The rich man walked away sadly. The High King of kings turned to Princess Anne and said "its harder for a rich person to enter My Kingdom then for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle." Princess Anne then asked "who then can enter??" Her Father the High King of kings replied "on your own its impossible but for Me anything is possible." Princess Anne then nodded and understood. One day Princess Anne was walking on the top of the castle admiring the view when a commoner shouted to her "I don't believe you are the adopted daughter of the High King of kings!" Princess Anne shouted back "But I am you believe wrongly!" The commoner shouted in reply "if you are the adopted daughter of the High King of kings then jump down from there as He has given His servants charge over you and your feet won't even touch the stones!" Princess Anne was about to jump off when she remembered that the book given her said to not tempt her Father the High King of kings. So Princess Anne shouted to them "the book given me says to not put my Father the High King of kings to the test so I will
not jump!" And the commoner left and Princess Anne was glad that she remembered what the book said and read it all the more. Then one day as Princess Anne was walking around a commoner came up to her and said "I know of something fun to do. Would you like to come
have fun with me?? Follow me if you want to have some fun!" So Princess Anne followed them and the commoner gave her alcohol and drugs and said to try them. Princess Anne felt unsure about it but the commoner said "oh comon it won't kill you! You won't get addicted to it. Everyone else is using these they are fun comon try and you'll see how fun they are." So Princess Anne tried them and gotten herself  drunk and high on the drugs and the dark servants came again and put her in chains and threw her again in the dungeon. While Princess Anne was hungover with a huge headache the dark servants marched back and forth playing a loud drum and tormented her. Prince Emmanuel came again and rescued Princess Anne and brought her back to the land of Peace. Princess Anne came before her Father the High King of kings and He asked her what happened. Princess Anne explained that she was offered fun but instead got chains. Her Father
the High King of kings forgave her and told her there is no fun outside the Kingdom just death and destruction. Princess Anne then spent the rest of the day with her Father the High King of kings in His court. On that same day came a man who had sold his farm that day and kept half for himself. But went before the High King of kings with a sack of money and said it was all the money he
got from selling his farm and set it before the High King of kings. The High King of kings was greatly displeased and the man fell dead right then and there and he was taken out and buried. A short while later his wife came in and the High King of kings asked her "is this all the money your husband got from selling his farm??" The wife said it was and again the High King of kings was greatly displeased and she fell dead right then and there and she was also taken out and buried. Then one day Princess Anne was brought before her Father the High King of kings and said "I am sending you out to preach My Gospel. Take it high and low. Make disciples and baptise them in the Name of Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. I will be with You the whole time I will never leave you or forsake you. You will be persecuted for what you preach but remember my Son was also persecuted so dance and rejoice when it happens. Keep reading the book given you and keep in constant contact with Me." Princess Anne felt a bit scared "I feel unsure of what to say or how to say it." Her Father the High King of kings replied "don't worry about what to say I will give you the words when you need them. Have I not sent you?? Now go..." So Princess Anne went and preached the Gospel wherever she went. Many years later she saw the Prince Emmanuel in the sky sitting on a throne and the dead were raised and she was taken up in the air with them and taken again to the land of Peace. Then Prince Emmanuel got on a white horse and waged war and judged the nations. Then the Father the High King of kings wiped every tear from His children's eyes and there was no more tears, suffering, death or pain or anything like those again for those
ways were gone never to come again. And everywhere now was peace and there was no more dark places and no more dark servants as they were thrown into a lake of fire and the prince of darkness was thrown in with them for eternity. And the Father and His children lived happily
ever after. The end....

"Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with Me."
Revelation 3:20 NIV.

"The Spirit and the bride say, "Come!" and let him who hears say, "Come!" Whoever is thirsty, let him come; and whoever wishes, let him
take the free gift of the water of life." Revelation 22:17 NIV.

GOD bless you
Your sister in Christ
Jenny =^.^= moo

Jesus Is My Valentine...

I have done this one before so here it is again I hope you enjoy it. Happy Valentines day!

It was Valentines Day evening. My sister and brother had gone to a Church function and my Mom and step-dad were going out to dinner. I complimented Mom and Danny and said they looked nice. On there way out the door Mom told me to text her or Danny if any emergency happened and that they wouldn't be long an I told them to have fun. So they left and there I was just me, my cat Princess, GOD and other spiritual beings that I do not see. I was starting to feel upset. I didn't want to spend Valentines Day alone. Doing what I always do. I started to pray and said to GOD "I'm sorry for being so upset I just wanted a special Valentines day just you and me. I guess maybe I shouldn't have expected anything since your not a physical human being. Besides all the days are the same to you... I dunno I just wanted something really special where I could dress up and be treated like a lady. I didn't ask for peace on earth. I'm sorry I just really wanted that." I almost started to cry when someone knocked on the door. Since I was alone before opening the door I said "who is it??" Then I heard the Holy Spirit gently tell me to open the door. So I did and Jesus was standing there holding some roses and said "Hello Jenny." I stood there with my mouth open not believing what I was seeing. Finally I said "Uhh come in.." So He walked inside with a smile on His face. I closed the door and said "erm.. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to so. I'm sorry I didn't know You would actually show up. I mean I knew You could but I didn't know You actually would." He smiled and said "just relax... I have made plans for tonight.. These flowers are for you." And He handed the flowers to me. I took them and smelled them and they smelled really nice and I said"thank you." He replied "your welcome... Now if you wish you may get dressed up as I know you like to do that. And I will make things ready in here in your living room. Leave the flowers with me and I will put them in a vase for you."I smiled and and handed Him the flowers and went into my room to get ready. He said I could dress up so I put on a long pretty white dress that has princess sleeves and it has flowers on it. I also put on a pearl necklace and I wore a corsage.I went into Mom and Danny's closet to borrow Mom's white shoes that go with my outfit. Then I heard Jesus say "you have shoes that go with your outfit." Then I said "ok if You say so" and went to look in my closet and I found a pair of white shoes that went perfectly with my outfit. I then put on my makeup and perfume and I brushed my hair and I put on my gold headband. I then went into the living room and said "may I help with anything??" He looked at me and had a really big smile on His face and said "you look beautiful!" I blushed and said quietly "thank you." And I asked again if I could help with anything and He said that everything was done and I looked and there was a small round table in the middle of the living room with two chairs and there were my flowers in the middle of the table and the table had a red table cloth on it. And He got out to candles and said "these are electric candles no real flame but they still look nice. Don't worry you could throw them at the wall and they would not break and start a fire." And I said "well I dunno about You but I don't think I'm gonna throw any candles at the wall tonight." He chuckled. He also put on some soft music which seemed to come from no where. So I sat in a chair and He pushed the chair in for me and then He sat in His chair and had a bottle of sparkling cider in His hand. He opened it and it popped and I said "goes the weasel." He chuckled again. He poured the cider in the glasses and then He saw that I was starting to fidget.And He asked me "why are you fidgeting??" I replied "Sorry but I dunno who's gonna say grace." He smiled and He said that He would. Then He stood up and looked up and said "blessed our Lord our GOD King of the universe who bringeth forth bread from the earth." He sat back down and then I looked down at my plate and there on my plate was crab legs sauteed with dry sherry. And boy did it ever taste good! Then I got confused and I said to Jesus "You don't need to eat so why are You eating?? I know that I need to but You don't." He replied "It is true that I don't need to but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy it with you and it is in Revelation 3:20 Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with Me." So we ate and just as I finished my dinner poof our plates were clean then poof there sat chocolate cheesecake with strawberry sauce and a strawberry on top. I just barely started my dessert when Jesus said "I put a blue rose in those flowers just for you." I was about to look when I thought that maybe that was unbelief so I didn't. Then Jesus said "it is not unbelief if you look and smell the rose. I put it there for you to enjoy." So I looked and there was the blue and it smelled lovely. Then I said "wait a minute there is no such thing as a blue rose. How come it has a scent??" Jesus replied "I made that one real just for you just for tonight." I tried to eat really slow so that I could spend more time with Him. I also noticed that the hands on the clocks had stopped. Jesus then said "I have more planned after this meal and I made the time stop so that you wouldn't worry about when your family would be home so you can relax and be at peace with Me." I smiled and finished my dessert then poof everything disappeared and the flowers sat on another table and we were standing in the living room. So I asked "now what??" He replied "We will go for a nice walk." So I said "ok let me go get coat." Jesus replied "you don't need it I made the temperature warm up so that you wouldn't be cold." So we were leaving and I thought maybe I should get a flashlight then I thought "wait a minute Jesus is the light." So Jesus put His arm round me and started off on a nice walk. It was lovely and warm out. Jesus pointed out the full moon and I faked a howl. He started to laugh and said "only you would do that." After a nice quiet walk we went back to the house and went inside and He said "I picked out a movie for us to watch." I smiled and I saw that He noticed me smiling and I said"sorry I'm just happy about spending more time with You." Jesus smiled and replied "don't ever be sorry for that." So I sat beside Him on the couch and said "what movie are we gonna watch??" Jesus replied "the Jesus Film." Then I asked Jesus "Don't You feel weird watching people pretend to be You??" Jesus chuckled and replied "no that does not bother me at all... Here is something for you" and He handed me Reese's. I said "thank you." So we watched the movie but when it got to the part about Him being mad in the temple I thought He would get mad again watching it. Jesus then said "I am not angry I have forgiven." So we watched the rest and then after it was over He put His arms around me and I just leaned back and rested and neither one of us said anything. I soon fell asleep and when I woke up He was gone and I was back in normal clothes and the flowers were gone to and the clocks were back to normal and it was almost time for my family to be home. So I went into my room wondering if I dreamed up the whole thing. I then saw a card on the table beside my bed and I opened it up and it said "Dear Jenny. I have loved our time together.We will do this more in the future although you won't always see Me I am always here. I have longed for time like that with you. For you are precious to me. I love you with an everlasting love and will forever continue to love you with an everlasting love... Love Jesus." And inside the card was taped a Hershey Kiss. So I had my chocolate and thanked Jesus. That was the best Valentine I ever had... The End.

A prayer for the new year

Well 2013 is on its way and I think a prayer is needed for the new year. So here is a suggested prayer for you to pray for the new year. 


 Dear Heavenly Father Jesus Holy Spirit King of kings Lord of lords the Almighty GOD of the universe creator of Heaven and earth. Your child by adoption Your bond-servant Your warrior prepares for the Spiritual battle of the new year. I by faith put on the girdle of truth! Please help me to stand firm in the truth of Your Holy and inspired Word so that I will not be a victim of Satan's lies. I by faith put on the breastplate of righteousness! May it guard my heart from evil so that I will remain pure and holy, protected under the blood of Your only begotten Son Jesus Christ. I by faith put on the shoes of peace! Please help me to stand firm in the Good News of the Gospel always so that Your peace will shine through me and be a beacon of hope and a light to all I encounter. I by faith take the shield of faith! Please help me to always be ready and on guard for Satan's fiery darts of doubt, denial and deceit so that I will not be vulnerable to spiritual defeat. I by faith put on the helmet of salvation! Please help me to always stay focused on You so Satan will not have a stronghold on my thoughts. I by faith take the sword of the spirit! May the two edged sword of Your Holy, precious and inspired Word be always ready in my hands so I can expose the tempting words of Satan. By faith Your child by adoption Your bond-servant Your warrior has put on Your whole armor. I am ready to live in spiritual victory! I also ask please continually for the rest of my days fill me with Your Holy Spirit and with unction and with Your wisdom and Your understanding. Please help me to live one day at a time and one moment at a time. Please help me to always hold up every teaching and all I hear to the light of Your Holy, precious and inspired Word so that I will not be deceived. I ask please bring the biggest revival possible to this whole entire world and please for the sake of Your Name make sure that Your Gospel is spread to all throughout the whole entire earth. Please help me to always be a light of the world and salt of the earth. I ask please continually fill me with faith, hope and love all of my days. I ask please continually fill me with joy, peace, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, patience and self-control all of my days. Please help me to never fear any man or any thing but to only always fear You. Please help me to always obey all of Your commands all of my days. Please help me to love You my GOD with all my heart, soul, mind, strength and spirit and please help me to love my neighbor as myself all the rest of my days. Please cleanse and purify me from all sin and evil. Please take my sins, cleanse my lips here I am please use me. Please help me to always worship You in spirit and in truth all of my days. Please help me to continually read Your Holy, precious and anointed Word, to always come to You in prayer about everything and to always be in Church. Please keep me always humble and contrite. Please help me to always submit to Your authority. Please help me to always remember all my days that You are GOD, Lord, Savior, King of kings, Lord of lords, Father, Creator of Heaven and earth, love, good, rock, unchanging, perfect, holy, all seeing, all knowing, omnipresent, omnipotent, Almighty, the way, the truth, the light, faithful, righteous, just, unending, the alpha and omega, eternal, infinite, self-existent, self-sufficient, gracious, merciful, sovereign, encourager, longevity, pure, right, guide, peace, joy, comfort, counselor, ruler of rulers, leader of leaders, healer, redeemer, shield, provider and in control always in everything. You GOD when I fall You pick me up, when I fail You forgive, when I am weak You are strong, when I am lost You are the way, when I am afraid You are my courage, when I stumble You steady me, when I am hurt You heal me, when I am broken You mend me, when I am blind You lead me, when I am hungry You feed me, when I face trials You are with me, when I face persecution You shield me, when I face problems You comfort me, when I face loss You provide for me and when I face death You carry me Home. You have given me Your Holy, precious, inspired and anointed Word the Bible. The Bible contains Your mind, the state of man, the way of salvation, the doom of sinners and the happiness of believers, light to direct me, food to support me and comfort to cheer me. The Bible is the traveler's map, the pilgrims staff, the soldiers sword and the Christians character.  The Bibles doctrines are holy and its precepts are binding. The Bibles history is true and its decisions are immutable. Please help me to read the Bible to be wise, to believe it to be safe and to practice it to be holy. The Bible is paradise restored, Heaven opened and the gates of Hell disclosed, Christ is its object, my good is its design and Your glory is its end. Please make sure the Bible fills my memory, rules my heart and guides my feet all of my days. Please help me to always read the Bible slowly, frequently and prayerfully all of my days. The Bible is a mine of wealth, a paradise of glory and a river of pleasure. It is a gift to me and it will be opened on the day of judgement and it will be remembered forever. The Bible involves the highest responsibility, will reward the greatest labor and will condemn all who trifle with its sacred contents. You Jesus are wonderful for You had no servants but yet they called You Master, had no degree yet You were called Teacher, had no medicines yet they called You healer, had no army yet kings feared You, You won no military battles yet conquered the world, You committed no crime yet You were crucified and You were buried in a tomb and yet live today. GOD You are the architect of the universe and manager of all times. You always were, always are and always will be. Jesus You were bruised yet brought healing, pierced and eased pain, persecuted and brought freedom, was dead and brought life, risen and brings power, reigns and brings peace. The world can't understand You, the armies can't defeat You, the schools can't explain You, the leaders can't ignore You, Herod couldn't kill You, the Pharisees couldn't confuse You, the people couldn't hold You, Nero couldn't crush You, Hitler couldn't silence You, the New Age can't replace You and Oprah can't explain You away. I Your child by adoption, Your bond-servant and Your warrior now ask and pray all this in Jesus Holy, precious, anointed and powerful name. Amen. 

 Now if your not a Christian and you wanna be here is a suggested prayer to become a Christian. 
Dear GOD I come to You as a sinner. I have sinned in thought, word and deed. I am not worthy to be called Your child I have sinned against You. I plead the blood of Jesus on me and ask forgiveness for all my sins in past, present and future. I claim Jesus as my personal Lord and Savior. Thank You for hearing me and cleansing me of my sins. In Jesus name I pray amen. 

Happy new year! GOD bless you. 

Lets take a trip...

We are about to go on a trip. We are going to go to Hell and then to Heaven and we will meet people in both places and interview them. You ready?? Lets go... 


We are now in Hell in the land of eternal flame and eternal darkness but don't worry I brought a flashlight and a fan. We  will go and visit some of the people here. We can't visit them all as Hell is to big to do that and its growing every day. We come to a cell and the soul here is just a skeleton. There are holes where eyes are supposed to be. They are moaning in anguish. We walk up to their cell and they shout out in a male voice "who's there!?" They are blind. When in Hell if you are blind on earth you are blind in Hell. I ask them "who are you??" They respond "my name is Henry. In life I was an Atheist. I refused to acknowledge GOD because I couldn't see. I knew He was there but I was angry and blamed Him for my blindness and now I am here. I wish for death to come but it never does. My prayers are not heard here. There is no hope in this place of torment. There is no comfort here...." We leave their cell and go to the next one. In this cell we see a young woman rocking back and forth in a rocking chair moaning and crying. Suddenly she morphs from a young woman into a middle aged woman and then to an old woman and then back into a young woman. I ask her who she is. She responds "my name is Isabella. In life I was a practicing Wiccan. I learned all sorts of magic. Satan promised me half his kingdom if I served him and practiced magic and so I believed him. I could float in mid air. I could as you just saw morph from young to middle aged to old whenever I wanted but I can't control it here. I liked the control I had and liked that I could astound people with my magic. Then one day I came here and I was thrown at Satan's feet. I got up and I demanded half this kingdom like he promised me. So he brought me to this cell and threw me in here and locked me up and said this was as much of his kingdom as I would ever have and laughed at me. Every once in a while he comes here to torture me for his pleasure...." We leave her cell and we come to the next one and the soul here is weeping in despair. I ask them who they are. They respond "my name is Ellen. In life I was a homosexual and would not come to GOD because GOD said in the Bible that homosexuality is a sin. I refused to believe that and called it love. I thought all I had to do was be a good person. I gave to many charities. But I was wrong and now I am here constantly wishing for a death that never comes..." We leave them and we go to the next cell. And this soul keeps saying out loud "why why why why??" I ask them who they are. They respond "my name is Steve. In life I was given the Gospel many times by many Christian friends and family. I even went to Church a couple of times. But I kept saying that I would decide to follow Jesus later or tomorrow. After all I thought there would always be a tomorrow to decide. Then one day I went out for a drive and another car came out of no where fast and it hit me right on. I was killed instantly and then I was here. There is no more tomorrow for me. There is no hope for me. Not deciding was deciding..." We leave this cell block and we come out to an open field and in the middle of it is a coffin. The soul in the coffin is screaming and begging to be let out and for mercy. I ask them who they are. They respond "my name is Roger. In life GOD called me to be a Pastor but I said no. I wanted fancy cars and homes instead. I had all sorts of fancy clothes and lots of money. I wanted to enjoy what life had to offer. Then one day I came here. And I begged Satan for mercy and asked him to let me go to Heaven and that I was supposed to be a Pastor. A whole bunch of demons suddenly swarmed me and chained me and brought me here and locked me in this coffin and I can't get out. They get spears and jab me with them. I am in constant pain and fear..." We leave him and come to a big arena where Satan and demons and minions are. They drag a soul in chains into this arena. This soul is then tortured for pleasure and made to worship Satan. Then this soul is dragged back to their cell and locked away. We go to their cell and I ask who they are. They respond "my name Robert. In life I was a devil worshiper. I worshiped the devil cause he promised me if I did he would give me half his kingdom. I believed him and I sacraficed my children to him and worshiped him. Then one day I came here and I demanded what he promised me. So I was locked in a cell and every once in a while I am taken out to the arena to be tortured and made to worship him and he laughs at me...." These are the souls in Hell. There are many here and there will be more. Hell is growing every day. We must spread the Gospel and pray others will come to Christ so that instead of eternal punishment they will have eternal life. Hell is a real place and souls do really go there are punished for an eternity. One day at the end of time these souls will be thrown into the lake of fire forever. We were never meant to go to Hell and GOD does not want us to go there. Hell was just for the devil and demons and minions. But you will go there if you reject GOD and not accept His gift of salvation. The time to decide this is now because you may not have a tomorrow to decide. Your next breath is not even guaranteed to you.... Now we will go to Heaven and interview people there. 
We are now in Heaven surrounded by glorious light and by wonderful music of all sorts of worship songs all sung as one song. There are many sorts of animals here and there are trees and flowers and those flowers look like they may be singing. Suddenly we see an angel carrying a little tiny light and I ask them what the light is. The angel responds "this is the soul of a baby who has just been aborted. Come and see what GOD will do." So we go with the angel and the soul is presented to GOD and GOD makes that soul into a little girl named Suzie. The angel says "if Suzie's parents repent of their sins and accept the gift of salvation they will meet Suzie here in Heaven. This also goes for the babies who have been miscarried."  We see someone in the distance and we go up to them and are greeted with a hug. I ask who they are. They respond "my name is Harold. While on earth GOD called me to be a Pastor. I never felt worthy for such a calling but I accepted it. I preached the Gospel and I prayed cause I knew that without GOD workin with me none would come to Christ." I interrupted them "some in my audience wanna know what you did to get here to Heaven. They assume you must have done something really good to come here. Please share how you got here." Harold nodded and replied "I did nothing. Nothing I did got me here. I am not good enough for Heaven. I came to Heaven cause I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I got here on the basis of what Christ did and not what I did and all who repent and believe will come here to and live in happiness for an eternity." ..... We now end our trip. If you never heard the Gospel here it is.... Jesus Christ GOD's only begotten Son came here to earth as fully man and fully GOD. Jesus was born of a virgin and grew up and was baptized. After being baptized the Holy Spirit came upon Jesus in the form of dove and He was lead by the Spirit into the wilderness where He was tempted. After facing and saying no temptation by use of Scriptures Jesus went out and preached to people about who He is. Jesus did many miracles and was arrested one night. During the trial Jesus was beaten, spat on and mocked. Then Jesus was whipped and sentenced to death on the cross. Jesus was nailed to a cross and was mocked and ridiculed by many. Finally Jesus died and was buried. After three days Jesus rose again just as He said He would. Jesus then commanded us to go and make disciples of all nations baptizing them in the Name of the Father the Son and of the Holy Spirit and teaching them to obey everything Jesus commanded. Jesus Christ is now alive and in Heaven sitting at the right hand of the Father... Jesus took our punishment for us. While on the cross He was separated from the Heavenly Father and cried out "My GOD My GOD why have You forsaken Me!?" Jesus was separated from the Father so we wouldn't have to be. Jesus prayer there was not heard so that ours would be. Jesus was yelled at so we wouldn't be. The full price of our sins was paid in full by Jesus Christ. Those who are in Hell are their by their own choice and each soul knows why they are there. We can't earn Heaven nor do we deserve it. Every single one of us have gone astray and have sinned. Some of you will say you have no proof and if you had proof then you would believe. If you don't believe in the law and the prophets then you won't believe if someone were raised from the dead. And Someone was raised from the dead. And there is plenty of proof for GOD. All are without excuse for GOD has revealed Himself to everyone. Some of you may claim you have not sinned and are a good person cause after all you haven't murdered anyone or anything big like that. The Bible says no one is good not even one. Jesus said Himself that no one is good except for GOD alone. And GOD views all sins as just as bad. No sin to GOD is less bad or more bad then the others.... The choice is yours to make. If you haven't received Jesus Christ yet as your Lord and Savior please say the following prayer. "Dear GOD I am a sinner. I ask forgiveness of my sins and claim Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior.  I believe that Jesus Christ died for me on the cross and after three days rose from the dead. Please fill me with Your Holy Spirit. In Jesus name I pray amen." If you just received Jesus as your Lord and Savior congratulations! There is now a celebration in Heaven because you came to Christ... If your still not saved I ask you again please accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior before its to late..... GOD bless you.

Death Part 2

Ok Halloween is on the way. So here are some gruesome jokes so here they are and I hope you enjoy my morbid humor....

Funny Funeral Home Slogans 

You stab em we slab em
We're dying to help you out
People are dying to come to us
We make you look good cause GOD don't like ugly
You shouldn't be caught dead anywhere else
Had a heart attack?? We have a casket for that
You kill em we seal em
Bury your problems with us
Everyone is dying to have a funeral here
We put the fun in funeral
Garbage collectors don't die they just kick the can
Can you trust us?? Of corpse you can
Your pockets won't hurt when we put you in the dirt
There dead spread the bread
Kids coffins drown three get one free ask for the Andrea Yates special
When death calls put us on three way
We're dead serious about our business
When your organs stop ours start playing
Your loss is our gain
You kill em we chill em
You kill em we grill em
Ashes to ashes dust to dust please have your funeral with us
Let us be your soul provider for a funeral
What happens in the embalming room stays in the embalming room
You drop dead we drop dirt
Hit em with a clock we put em in a box
Drive carefully we'll wait
Text and drive to get an appointment early here
Discounts to die for
We're just dying to meet you
Service you'd die for
We think outside the box
People would kill to have a funeral here
Stop by and check out our dead low prices
Let us urn your business
We got the dirt on everyone - eventually
A foot deeper and a dollar cheaper
Repeat customers are half off
A once in a lifetime service
Coffins so nice, you'll wanna die twice
Our parlors are drop dead gorgeous 
We deliver to a higher authority 
We make a rigorious pursuit of our business
Give us cash we turn you into ash
Our offers never expire
You don't need an engraved invitation to have a funeral here
You'll be coffin up money to have a funeral here

Funny epitaphs 

I guess I really was sick
Don't make me come back! 
Step on my grave and I'll haunt you
Here lies my ex they rest in peace and so do I 
I was here but now I'm gone I've left this inscription to turn you on not real colorful not much flash if you don't like it well its my epitaph 
I told you I was sick! 
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake stepped on the gas instead of the brake 
Here lies Johnny Yeast pardon me for not rising 
Here lies an athiest all dressed up and no place to go 
Here lies an agnostic and I dunno where I'll go 
I said my feet were killing me but no one believed me
Here lies a man named Blake he was bitten by his own pet snake 
Here lies Roger Black chocked to death on his favorite snack 
Here lies a man named Jim who went in the lake but couldn't swim 
This will be you one day
Here lies Molly Snare who went in the woods and got ate by a bear 
Here lies Ronald Park who made a tasty meal for a hungry shark 
Here lies Mr.Jones once was alive now a bag of bones 
You may be alive, but I'm still better looking (<--- Simon Cowell's future epitaph) 
In the earth shall I be but keep off the grass and stop walking on me! 
Here lies Brandy Star went out one day and got hit by a car 
What are you lookin at?? 
Don't read this epitaph or you'll die
Died from not forwarding that chain mail to ten people
I listened to a comedian and died of laughter 
I was Fred but now I'm dead 
Here lies Edward Hyde we laid him here cause he died 


Well that's it. I hope those made you die of laughter. I think I shall make a killing of those jokes. Happy Halloween! 

Death

Death has been on my brain lately. I feel GOD wants me to blog about it so I will... Many in this world are afraid of death cause many think of it as the final word. Many believe that after you die then that's it no more you poof gone. This is why people won't talk about it or when in a graveyard they'll start talking about something or whistle cause death makes them uncomfortable. Many people don't wanna think about death or talk about it. But we Christians are a tad bit different. Christians are not afraid of death. As Paul said "for to me, to live is Christ and to die is gain" Philippians 1:21 NIV.  I think Christians should have death on their minds and to keep it in mind as much as possible. Yes as Christians we don't face a spiritual death thanks to Jesus. But we still must sooner or later face a physical death unless the rapture happens before we die. And as Christians we are supposed to die to ourselves. I think it would be healthy for Christians to visit cemeteries and remember that the people buried there once walked on the earth. They are someone whom GOD loved. I think Christians should go to cemeteries and remember that someday unless the rapture happens first they will end up there as well and to think of how they wanna be remembered. How do you wanna be remembered?? This is an important question and those of the world would wanna be remembered for being the best drinker, the most fun at parties, had the most money, had the most cars, had the best clothes, had the best homes etc. I would want people to remember me and say "you could see Christ in her. Even when times were tough on her you could see the joy of Christ in her. She was so close to GOD and she loved Him very much. She lead so many to Christ." That's how I wanna be remembered. Please comment on this blog and share please on how you wanna be remembered. Have you ever made your will?? If not then why not?? We all seem to think that we won't die until we are 100 and so we put off thinking of writing out a will until we are older. We seem to think we have all the time in the world but truth is we don't. None of us know when death will come. For all you know you could go out and in five minutes be hit by a car and die. It could happen at anytime anywhere. This is another reason why I think Christians should think on death as we take life for granted. We always seem to think there will always be tomorrow. Well one day there won't be a tomorrow. Your next breath isn't even guaranteed to you. Lets say that you knew right now that tomorrow you will die at noon for sure and you wanted to write a personal letter from you to everyone you know. What would you write in those letters?? What would you say to those people?? How would you act differently if you knew that for sure you would die tomorrow at noon?? Instead of waiting till you know your gonna die why not say and do those things now?? Because as I said before it could come at anytime. Why don't you write those letters now?? Go ahead write a personal letter from yourself to each person you know and tell them how you really feel as if you know that you will die tomorrow at noon. Then when your done your letter go ahead and give it to them and instead of being in Heaven not knowing how they feel about what you have to say you'll get to find out and you may even become closer then you ever thought you could be..... King Solomon in Ecclesiastes 7:2-4 said "It is better to go to a house of mourning than to go to a house of feasting, for death is the the destiny of every man; the living should take this to heart. Sorrow is better then laughter, because a sad is good for the heart. The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning, but the heart of fools is in the house of pleasure" NIV. I think King Solomon said this is because at funerals we really think of death and we take things and people less for granted for a little while. For Christians though death is not the final word because we go to Heaven and I think every Christian also needs to think of Heaven alot. It is good to think of Heaven and wonder what its like there, what it would be like to actually see GOD, what it would be like to touch the face of GOD etc. So my reasons why Christians should think of death often are. 1. Because we will face a physical death sooner or later unless rapture happens first. 2. Because we are supposed to be dying to ourselves. 3. To think of how they wanna be remembered. 4. To take things and people less for granted. 5. Because it is good to think of Heaven. I wanna add one more reason and this is to remember the unsaved and keep them in prayer because those unsaved face an eternal death where the fire never goes out. Their souls will perish unless they turn to Jesus to be saved and they might not have a tomorrow for you to wait and pray for em then. Pray for em now while there's still time.... I found a song online that I think goes well with this blog. It's Live Like You Were Dying by Tim McGraw here's the link to it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxDkWBvxHEI please listen and enjoy. Please also write those letters and tell people how you really feel about em now before its to late. You might not get another chance to do that. If your shy then pray and ask GOD to help you put your shy in a box before you end up in a box and write those letters and give them to the people you wrote em to... GOD bless you 

Servanthood

I been thinking about Spiritual gifts lately and there are a lot of them. There is wisdom, knowledge, faith, healing, miracles, prophecy, discernment, tongues, interpretation of tongues, teaching, service, exhortation, giving, mercy, administration, helps, evangelism, pastor, prayer warrior, celibacy, hospitality and missionary. There are twenty-two Spiritual gifts. I'm just gonna focus on two though. I will do other blogs about the other gifts but two of them seem to be on my heart to talk about. They are the gifts of service and helps. Not many Christian's seem to say "I'm praying so I will be gifted in service and/or helps." The reason why is these gifts are used by people behind the scenes. No one really thanks them for their job. The people who are gifted in service or helps are the people who vacuum, dust, wipe counters, stack chairs, put tables away, mop, sweep, file away things, trim trees, direct traffic in the Church parking lot, get coffee ready, cook, scrub toilets and other things like those. Well those things don't sound exactly appealing do they?? Who really wants to scrub toilets or trim trees?? They don't seem like the kind of things that give glory to GOD do they?? That's probably because no one thanks them. When was the last time you thanked someone for trimming the trees or scrubbing the toilets?? Or when was the last time you came home from Church and  prayed and thanked GOD for the person who vacuumed or dusted or stacked chairs?? Who maybe went to chat with a fellow Christian and said something like "Wow I was so Spiritually stirred by whoever mopped the floor." Or when was the last time you heard a  Christian say "I feel Spiritually lead to wipe off counters." Well way back when Jesus was walking around in Jerusalem there was this religious group called the Pharisees and well did they ever look good on the outside. They prayed long and big prayers out loud in front of everyone, you could see when they fasted, they had the best seats, they had the best clothes, they could quote Scripture for memory,  they went to the best Bible schools and had the best Bible teaching, everyone looked up to them, everyone went to them for advice and they knew every rule and law there was for memory. Jesus said though they had their payment in full. You see all they wanted was praise from people and well they got it. Many people did praise them and think highly of them so they got what they wanted. But the only One Whom they didn't seek praise from was from GOD and He wasn't exactly impressed. Well seems to me that if you seek only human praise then that's what you get and GOD ain't gonna do any praisin but then it should be that when you don't seek any praise and your that person behind the scenes workin for GOD well then seems GOD is gonna brag up on ya in Heaven. Not that the people who use other gifts don't get praise from GOD because they do. Seems to me though Christians don't think that scrubbing toilets give GOD glory. Really?? Well if that toilet was never scrubbed or cleaned ever at all then the Church would get very unsanitary and very smelly. Who can worship GOD when the bathroom stinks?? If the gardening at the Church was never done there would be weeds everywhere, trees growing very wide and would block people while driving and it would be unsafe, every bug would be hangin around and hard to worship when your swatting flies. If the chairs never got stacked they'd gather dust and get in the way of activities during the week. If dusting never got done people would always be sneezing during services and it would be very gross and not healthy to breathe in. If the floor was never mopped or swept or vacuumed then it would get very unsanitary and who wants to study a Bible in a place where there is cobwebs and who knows what else on the floor?? See we need people to do those jobs as without them we can't worship or have fellowship together or anything. So they do give glory to GOD as they taking care of His Church which He died for. So I encourage you to spend some time in prayer thinking of ways on how you can serve in your Church and then spend some time in prayer thanking GOD for those who do the dirty jobs that no one else wants to do and also thank the ones who do it just go up to em and say thank you. Serving really I think is the best gift and why because Jesus was the first to serve and so if you serve then your being just like Jesus. How cool is that!? GOD gave ya sweat glands so ya might as well use em and if people complain ya smell just remember that you only smell bad to those who got nothin better to do then stick their noses in the air. To GOD its the best scent as its the scent of serving Him and to Him that's like smelling a lovely rose. Even if your a young child you can still serve by obeying your parents, cleaning your room without being told and praying for others. Prayer is the biggest and best service you can do for someone else. And when you serve don't do it with a scowl on your face. Do it in joy and happiness cause when you serve the One you are really serving is GOD. So please serve someone else. GOD bless you.

Jesus and the devil have a chat

It was before the Creation of everything and Jesus and the devil were having a chat. Jesus said to the devil "I will make a planet called Earth and I will put on it many people who I will design to have fellowship with Me and I will create them in My image. I will love them and take care of them and will have a relationship with each of them." The devil raised an eyebrow "really??" Jesus nodded "yes and I will give them free will. I will plant a tree which I will tell them not to eat from and so their relationship with Me will be a choice." The devil smirked "Well then I will take them from You." Jesus replied "you will not force them away." The devil "fine. I will tempt them then. Turn the truth around and lead them away from You. Then once they fall I will harden their hearts against You. They will then have a sinful nature and will not be able to help themselves but be slaves to sin. They will sin in thought, word and deed and they will be mine." Jesus turned to the devil and asked "how much do you want for them??" The devil was stunned "what?? You can't be serious. They will constantly turn their backs on You. Even if You redeemed them they will still make mistakes they will never be perfect. They will always have hurts, habits and hang-ups for as long as they live." Jesus nodded "I know and I am very serious. How much do you want for them?? Answer Me." The devil thought for a moment and then thought of what he thought was the perfect price. He thought for sure Jesus wouldn't do it so he said "the price will be Your life for theirs, You will have to be beaten and mocked and whipped and killed and have all their sins past, present and future put on You and have Your Father turn His back on You. That's the price." Jesus "fine. Once I pay it then I will give them new hearts that will turn towards Me and they will be adopted by the Father and I will have a relationship with them." The devil "I won't make it easy for You. They will whine and will constantly need help. I will always tempt them and I will make it very hard for them to follow You. I will surround them with death and sin so they will question You." Jesus then said "you will not give them more then they can bare and it won't be like that forever. They will have a physical death and then come and live with Me forever in paradise. Plus My Father will declare a time when you will go to eternal fire along with your followers forever never to tempt again and their will be no more sin or death or pain forever and My children will be with Me forever and I will forever love them." ..... The end.

To Bill Nye The Science Guy

I was watching CBS this morning and saw Bill Nye say that we shouldn't teach kids creation but teach them evolution. To see all he said please click the following link http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505270_162-57501492/bill-nye-on-creationism-critique-im-not-attacking-religion/ . Well Mr.Bill Nye you got a few things wrong. First off the very first scientists were Christian. Don't believe me?? Well here are a few links that support this claim. http://www.christianpost.com/news/stephen-hawkings-leap-of-faith-46753/ , http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/sciencefaith.html , http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/1998/02/18/100-scientists-believed , http://www.christianity.co.nz/science4.htm  , http://www.patheos.com/Library/Christian-Science.html and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_thinkers_in_science . There are way more those are just a sample few who support the claim that the very first scientists were Christian. There also books that support this claim and the claim that you can be a Christian and a scientist at the same time. These books are Science And Health Third Edition 1881 by Mary Glover Eddy, Christian Science Its Clear Correct Teaching One Volume by Herbert W. Eustace, Lectures And Articles On Christian Science by Edward A. Kimball, Compendium For The Study Of Christian Science No.9:Truth by Max Kappeler, Compendium For The Study Of Christian Science No.2: The Seven Days Of Creation by Max Kappeler, Compendium For The Study Of Christian Science No.4 Mind by Max Kappeler, Compendium For The Study Of Christian Science No.5 Spirit by Max Kappeler, Introduction To The Science Of Christian Science by Kathleen Lee and Max Kappeler, Compendium For The Study Of Christian Science No.8 Life by Max Kappeler, The Exchange Of Truth: Liberating The World From The Lie Of Evolution by David Shormann, A Century Of Christian Science Healing 1866 - 1966 by the Christian Science Board Of Directors and there are many others again that's just a sample of the books the support the claims that the first scientists were Christian and that you can be a scientist and Christian at the same time. Here are some links to support the claim that you can be a scientist and Christian in this day and age http://christianscience.com/ , http://www.csmonitor.com/ , http://www.christianscience.org/ , http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Christianity/Christian-Science/index.aspx , http://www.csinsanjuancapistrano.com/ , http://christiansciencedc.org/index.php , http://www.religioustolerance.org/cr_sci.htm , http://jsh.christianscience.com/ , http://carm.org/christian-science , http://www.christiansciencenys.com/ , http://www.christianscienceindiana.org/ , http://sdchristianscience.org/new/html/index.php , http://www.kcchristianscience.com/ , http://www.christiansciencecambridge.org/ , http://www.christiansciencegeorgia.com/ , http://www.christiansciencect.org/ , http://christianscience92024.com/ , http://christianscience.com/prayer-and-health/the-bible-and-science-and-health/christian-science-bible-lesson  and http://www.lii.net/tcscb/ again this is just a sample there are dozens more links that support the claim that you can be a Christian and a scientist in this day and age. Also evolution is wrong and there is proof of this. Don't believe me?? Ever seen snow under a microscope?? Every snowflake is different no two are like. With Zebra's each has a different stripe pattern no two are alike. Ever seen the designs of butterflies?? No two are alike. No two human beings are alike. Oh sure we have twins and triplets and so forth but still each human being is unique. No one will ever think exactly like you, feel exactly like you, experience things the exact way you do, see things the exact way you do, perceive things the exact way you do,  think like you do, laugh like you, sing like you, dance like you, walk like you, talk like you, learn like you and so much more. Your telling me all that is just an accident?? That all that just happened to be that way?? Do you not see how ridiculous that is?? Take the tree if something harms it the tree can heal itself. When it rains the water in the ground goes up in the tree. Since when does water go up all by itself?? Still sure that evolution is true?? How can you be so sure?? After all scientists have been wrong before. There was a time when scientists thought and believed that we lived on the back of a giant turtle and that when the earth moved the turtle moved, that scientists were convinced the earth was flat, when scientists believed that the atom was the smallest thing until they opened up and discovered smaller things. Are you so arrogant and stubborn to not think that maybe just maybe evolution is wrong?? Still not convinced?? Even Darwin himself admitted that he was wrong. Don't believe me?? Here are some links that support the claim of Darwin admitting he was wrong http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/archive/index.php/t-2052.html , http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2004/11/06/national-geographic-wrong , http://www.bible.ca/tracks/b-darwin-was-wrong.htm , http://logosresearchassociates.org/projects/darwin-was-wrong/  and there are more again that's just a sample. Still not convinced?? Birds prove that natural selection is wrong and so do many other animals and insects. If a bird wing evolved then at first it would have been to small to fly with and would have had no use. So why would the bird go any further and then fly?? Why would the bird continue for millions of generations improving a wing that's useless?? Not like birds can see into the future or reason like we can that maybe someday it maybe useful. Species without a link prove evolution is wrong. Many species have no link at all and so scientists make up species to fill in the gaps. Single cell complexity proves evolution is wrong. The most modern laboratory is unable to create a living cell. Human egg and sperm proves evolution is wrong. How on earth would an egg or sperm go inside a human all by itself without mistaking female for male or male for female?? How would the sperm know all by itself to fertilize the egg and know how to do that?? How would the egg know all by itself how to work with the sperm in order to be a child?? How does the heart keep beating and know to keep doing that all by itself?? How do cells know how to reproduce all by themselves?? How does DNA find problems and fix them all by itself?? How does the brain retain knowledge and get the body to do many functions all by itself?? If evolution is true then how come when I visit the zoo I never see a monkey suddenly turn into a human?? If evolution were true it would keep happening and it doesn't. I never seen anything evolve into anything else live have you?? You ever seen something turn into something else in front of your eyes?? I haven't. And yet life is being created every day. Creation keeps happening cause its true. You secular scientists say the earth got here by a big bang. What caused the bang?? Why did the bang happen?? Why should the bang happen?? If evolution is true then life is meaningless. Whats the point in living if after all in the end your just gonna die and then that's it no more you?? Its all chasing after wind. There is no point in living if evolution is true. Why have a job?? Why get married?? Why have children if it all means nothing?? If its all an accident then why are you you?? Why isn't someone else you?? If its an accident then whats the point in life?? Whats the point in you being here?? Why were you born?? If evolution is true then your an accident you have no purpose at all and you will go about life for no reason whatsoever and then you will die and then no more you. You'll just be dead no bells or whistles no parades no trumpets you'll just be dead. If evolution is true then your basically dead anyways. Just milling about without cause or direction after all why have direction?? If evolution is true then why try and find a meaning to life?? Why do we bother trying to be a good person?? After all if evolution is true then there is no GOD to judge you so why bother being good?? If there is no GOD why do we even have laws?? How do we know right from wrong?? Without GOD who is to say what is right or wrong?? Without GOD why bother being a good person?? What would be the point in that?? Why not steal, lie, murder and do whatever we want if there is no GOD to answer to?? You say those things are wrong well why?? If there's no GOD then why are those things wrong and who said they were wrong?? Who decided those things were bad or wrong?? You know when you have done wrong you may have heard a little voice tell you that something isn't a good idea or maybe you just had a gut feeling that it wasn't right. Well if there is no GOD then why do you hear that or have that gut instinct?? What would be the point?? Why bother evolving a little voice or gut instinct to tell you right from wrong if there is no GOD to judge you?? Without GOD how do we know that stealing, lying, murder and other things are wrong?? Without GOD well maybe those are good things?? Who's to say there not good if there is no GOD?? Who has any right at all to judge right from wrong?? From bad from good?? Without GOD how do we define whats right or wrong or whats good or bad?? Without GOD there is no such thing as good or bad. Infinite good has to exist first before you can say whats bad. Gotta have something good to compare what things are bad to. Gotta be able to tell the difference somehow. How do we do that if there is no GOD?? You say Bill Nye that your not attacking religion. Well yes actually you are and your attacking the One in charge as well. You say not to tell children of creation. Ok ya lets tell every kid that their an accident, life has no meaning or purpose and that sooner or later they'll just die and not exist anymore. See how well that goes. While your at it don't tell the kids what to do don't punish em anymore cause after all with no GOD there is no good or bad so no point in punishing them might as well let them run wild and do whatever they want. To say evolution is right is to say there's no GOD and that is attacking religion Bill Nye like or not that's the way it is. Humans did not come from some dumb pond we are created and created in the image of GOD. Don't believe me?? Well to be in the image of GOD means we resemble Him in some way like the way we resemble our parents. We may look a bit like them or have there same humor or whatever but we are not a carbon copy of our parents. Ok so how do we resemble GOD?? Remember I say resemble we are not carbon copies of GOD. So we are only like Him a little bit. So first is GOD is infinitely good. Alright well we do some good things. We give to charity, we help the homeless, we help the old lady across the street and stuff like that so we do good things. We ourselves are not good but are capable of doing some good acts so that's how we resemble GOD's goodness. Next is GOD is infinitely beautiful and not just externally. Ok well some of us externally look pretty nice and are not to hard on the eyes lol. Naw we are all beautiful in our own ways and not just on the outside. Like Mother Therese we all know had a beautiful soul and that's how we resemble GOD's beauty. Next is GOD is infinitely caring. Ok well we do care about one another's  well being and well fare. We care about our families and friends and pets. That's how we resemble GOD's caring. Next is GOD is infinitely forgiving. Well we do forgive one another and we can move on from past hurts and that's how we resemble GOD's forgiving. Next is GOD is infinitely faithful. Well you ever had a bff aka best friend forever?? You ever had a friend who was as loyal as a dog?? Seemed like no matter what you did you couldn't get rid of em. Or maybe your one of those people who just hang on no matter what cause that's what friends and family do. Well that's how we resemble GOD's faithfulness. Next is GOD is infinitely friendly. Well we have all had a friend at least once in our lives so we are friendly and that's how we resemble GOD's friendliness. Next is GOD is infinitely just. Well we do have a court system and we have some fair judges out there. We do like fairness and will fight for equality. Well that's how we resemble GOD's justness. Next is GOD is infinitely loving. Well we do love our families, our friends and our pets. We even love ourselves. That's how we resemble GOD's lovingness. Next is GOD is protective. Well we can be very protective of our family, friends and pets. We will even die to protect others. That's how we resemble GOD's protectiveness. Next is GOD is infinitely trustworthy. Well some of us can keep secrets and we know who we can trust to keep our secrets. When our children grow we trust them with more responsibility.  We can be trusted to not steal when working in the bank, not tell secrets while working for the FBI, not to be a traitor when in the army or navy or marines and other things like those. That's how we resemble GOD's trustworthyness. Next is GOD is infinitely understanding. Well we can understand one another to a point. Especially if we have been through what someone else has. That's how we resemble GOD's understanding. There are dozens more that's just a sample of how we resemble GOD and are made in GOD's image. We can't be or do any of that if we are just accidents its impossible. We can't evolve characters like those its impossible. Why even bother having those characters with no GOD to judge us?? Why be thankful if there is no GOD to thank for everything?? Why do you even complain if there is no GOD to complain to?? In order for us to complain there has to be something wrong. Ok well if evolution is true then wrong has always been around so if that's true then wouldn't we be used to it by now?? If there is no GOD then who told the earth to be round?? Who set the boundaries for the waters?? Who set the time for the sun to go down and the sun to come up?? Who decided on how far away the sun and moon are?? Who decided on how hot the sun is?? Who decided on the seasons and when they come?? Who decides on when it rains and how long it rains?? Who decides on how cold it has to be for ice and snow?? Who decided on where there are mountains, volcanoes and rivers?? Who decided to call it night or day?? Who laid the earths foundation?? Who marked off the dimensions of the earth?? Who put the limits on the clouds and decided how much rain they can hold?? Who decided on weather we get hail or snow?? Who decides on which direction the wind blows or what temperature it is?? How did the constellations get there without GOD?? Why should the stars make themselves into designs?? Who put the stars in place?? Who decided where the black holes should be?? Who decides on when stars are born and when they die?? Who decides on our lifespan?? Who gives orders to our DNA?? Who told the earth how fast to revolve?? Who is responsible for everything?? Tell me if you know.... This creation demands a Creator. The Creator is GOD Almighty. GOD has revealed Himself to us in the Bible. We wouldn't know anything about Him if He didn't. There is coming a time when GOD will judge this earth. You need to decide on if you wanna follow Him or not. You may not have a later in which to decide so now is as good a time as ever. Cause if there is a GOD and there is then He will judge you. Now GOD doesn't wanna punish you. But a price needs to be paid. See the reason why there's wrong around on this earth is people are born with sinful natures. So we sin in thought, word and deed on daily basis constantly we can't help ourselves because its in our nature to sin. And GOD is infinitely holy and pure and good and perfect and just. He has to punish the sin. Payment needs to be made. If GOD didn't punish the sin then there is no such thing as good or bad and we can lie, cheat, steal and murder and other things and it wouldn't matter. In order for there to be no punishment a price has to be paid for sins. The price and punishment of sin is death. Sin has to be killed as there is no other way of getting rid of it. So we not only have to die a natural death but an eternal one as well. Without eternal punishment there is no point to not lying, or cheating, or stealing, or murdering or other things like those. Without eternal punishment we could still do what we wanted and it wouldn't matter. Why eternal?? Well why would we be afraid of it if our punishment was only for a little while and then over?? We wouldn't be and we could still do what we wanted as it still wouldn't matter. We need to realize and know that sin matters. Ok so none of us want eternal punishment. So what do we do?? Well we do nothing as GOD took care of that. See since He's GOD He knew we'd mess up and sin and that we wouldn't be able to help ourselves. And thing is GOD wants a relationship with each and every one of us but can't have one with sin in the way. And GOD loves us so He decided that He wanted a relationship with us so bad and loved us so much He decided on sacrificing His only Son. So when the time was right Father GOD sent His Son Jesus to us and Jesus left all the pleasures of Heaven. See in Heaven Jesus is worshiped all the time non stop and He gets never ending glory, honor and praise. In Heaven there is no sin or death or pain or temptation to deal with. But Jesus decided to leave all that and come down here and be mocked, beaten, spat upon, ridiculed, humiliated, slapped, whipped and murdered. Jesus came and took our punishment and all we deserve. Jesus died so we don't have to, Jesus had His Father turn His back on Him so that the Father can turn to us. The Father can't look at sin that's why He turned away. So why did Jesus do that for us?? He didn't have to. He doesn't need us for company or for anything at all. That is alot to go through He must have had a reason. No one does all that just to see how it feels or for something to do. And it's not like GOD to do things for no reason. He might not tell us His reason but He does have a reason for what He does. Jesus decided to die for our sins and take our punishment because He loves us infinitely. Why does He love us?? Cause that's His character. GOD is love 1 John 4:8 NIV. We didn't earn that because we can't. We surely don't deserve it. We can all admit we have done wrong at some point and time in our lives. That wrong is called sin and the only price and punishment for sin is death which Jesus took care of. And Jesus took care of all of it. All of our past, present and future sins. He didn't forget anything or leave anything undone. So now what?? Now we have a choice between sin,death and the eternal grave or eternal life. If you now want to come to Jesus and a relationship with Him all you gotta do is proclaim that you honestly in the depth of your heart believe that Jesus is your personal Lord and Savior. That you honestly believe in the depth of your heart that Jesus saved you from sin, death and the eternal grave. Just say it out loud and if you can't speak out loud say it in sign language. So as you can see we are not accepted by GOD by anything we think, say or do. The basis of our acceptance with GOD is that Jesus loves us and died for us on the cross. That's it. Once you accept Jesus as Lord and Savior then GOD cancels all of your debt of sin and says your no longer guilty forever. Then once GOD cancels your debt then you become His child by adoption and GOD is your Father. With GOD you will have family, a friend, a counselor, hope, future and more. The choice now is yours to make and no one can make it for you. You can choose between eternal death or eternal life. What will you choose??