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Friday, October 10, 2014

Recall Notice

Attention! The maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been identified as "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include the following
Loss of direction
Foul vocal emissions
Amnesia of origin
Lack of peace and joy
Selfishness and/or violent behavior
Depression and/or confusion
Fearfulness
Idolatry
Rebellion
Foul thoughts

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. he Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden and has paid the price of the staggering cost for these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT & FORGIVENESS from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

Love
Joy
Peace
Patience
Kindness
Goodness
Faithfulness
Self Control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions  Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes. When you are fixed it will be permanent. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
P.S.: Please assist where possible by notifying others of this  important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'! Because HE Lives! Working for God on earth doesn't pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world!

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

A Dedication To Robin Williams

Robin Williams was born on July 21st 1951 in Chicago Illinois. He has been in to many films and shows to possibly name. In October 1997 he ranked #63 in Empire (UK) magazine's the top 100 movie stars of all time list. Also in 1997 he was voted as the funniest man alive in Entertainment Weekly. In 1998 he was listed in Entertainment Weekly as one of the 25 best actors. One thing though is that I think it important that he be remembered for all the wonderful entertainment he has given us all. He was an improv genius. He taught me humor. I never met him but I never knew or understood humor until I saw the genie in Aladdin. When I was little I used to impersonate the genie alot. Aladdin is my favorite Robin Williams movie and my favorite quote
of his from that movie is "ok sparky here's the deal if you wanna court the little lady you gotta be a straight shooter do ya got it?" Please comment on this blog of your favorite Robin Williams movies and/or quotes. Robin Williams died at age 63 August 11 2014 in Tiburon California of apparent suicide. R.I.P Robin Williams.

Saturday, June 14, 2014

The Perfect Father

In this blog I want to share on how to look at GOD as your personal Father. GOD is more then Father as He is infinite but still the Bible does say repeatedly that GOD is our personal Father. The world says everyone is a child of GOD but that's wrong only those who are born again are GOD's children. "But to all who did receive Him, who believed in His Name, He gave the right to become children of GOD, who were born, not of blood nor of the will of the flesh nor of the will of man, but of GOD" John 1:12-13 ESV. That's why children in foster homes can't just go up to anyone and call someone mom or dad and then be adopted automatically. The parent chooses the child not the other way around. Not many people though respond well when it comes to learning about GOD as their own Father because of how their own fathers treated or mistreated them. A young woman went to a therapist describing her humiliation and hurt from molestation she suffered at the hands of her father, brothers and grandfather. Another young man told a counselor that his parents gave him away to his grandparents simply because they didn't want him anymore. His grandparents in turn put him in an orphanage at five years old where there the director beat him every Sunday if he refused to go to Church. Years later the young man gave his life to Christ and he returned home to his parents to express his love and forgiveness with a gift when his mother saw him she cried out in rage and would not let him enter the house. Another young man shared with a counselor that he could never remember hearing the words "I love you" from his lawyer father. One evangelist was approached by a young man who was willing to give him one chance to share the Gospel with him and the young man asked what GOD is like. The evangelist answered that GOD is like a Father to which the young man answered "is He's anything like my old man you can have Him!" I remember four years ago praying to GOD that He would adopt me and begging Him to be my Father. I remember telling Him that I would be good not perfect but I just wanted a Daddy. I didn't know at the time that GOD was already my Father cause I was a Christian no one had taught me that yet. Even for Christians it is hard to really experience and know GOD as their personal Father. Many times Christians say things like "to me, GOD the Father seems distant. I can't see Him. I can't hear Him. I can't touch Him. I don't feel His love. It's a lot like my dad. He provided for us, but I didn't have much of a relationship with him (GOD)." With divorce rampant and child abuse all over the headlines of today's news it's not surprising that many people respond to the thought of GOD as their Father with anger, resentment and rejection because they have not known a kind, caring earthly father. For some people their earthly fathers died when they were young so a male role model was totally absent from their lives. Some Church's have ministries where male and females become the father or mother figure for those who's biological parents were not their for them. One Pastor even let a full grown woman who he was not married to cry and lean on his shoulder as the woman needed a father figure. One other lady goes to a man for advice and she calls him Papa and he lets her do that. Not every Church does this though because having adult males spending one on one time with adult females can lead to gossip and even though there is nothing going on gossip can really ruin a person's reputation and their lives so if your thinking maybe your Church should do this put it to lots of prayer first.... Weather we have a great earthly father or not the thing about earthly father's is that they are human and can make mistakes and can't always be around. No matter how hard an earthly father tries to be perfect he is going to fall short of perfect. "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of GOD" Romans 3:23 ESV. We all need a Father who can literally do anything, who is trustworthy, who is understanding, who is patient, who is kind, who is wise, who is faithful, who is loving, who will always provide for us, who will protect us, who will help us feel and know we're safe and secure, who is always around everywhere and who is always listening to us. Those are very big shoes to fill and there is only One who can fit in them and He is (drum roll please) GOD the Father. "A Father to the fatherless, a defender of widows, is GOD in His Holy dwelling, GOD sets the lonely in families, He leads forth the prisoners with singing" Psalm 68:5-6.... "For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by Him we cry, 'Abba, Father.' The Spirit Himself testifies with our spirit that we are GOD's children" Romans 8:15-16. When I read the verse in Romans I was confused as I didn't know what Abba meant. Abba is hardly used in common language anymore so I looked up the meaning of the word Abba. Abba is Aramaic it was a term of endearment and would most closely be translated as Daddy or Da-Da or Papa. It signifies the close, intimate relationship of a father to his child, as well as the childlike trust that a young child puts in their "daddy." How do you feel inside when you pray too GOD, calling Him "Father"? Do you feel safe, warm and cared for? Do you see Him smiling with arms open wide to you? (As He's portrayed in The Parable Of The Prodigal Son, Luke 15:11-32.) My Pastor has a young 5 year old daughter and every Sunday morning I watch her run to my Pastor with her arms open and she shouts "daddy daddy daddy!" And each time my Pastor opens his arms and catches her and hugs her never once does he reject hugging her. Never once does my Pastor say he is to busy to give his children a hug. Never once does his daughter approach him with fear or wonder if its ok to run and give him a hug. Each time I see this I am reminded that this  is how we can go to GOD running to Him and He'll have His arms open to us each and every time without fail. We who are saved right now, at this very moment, we are His children. In other words, this is not a promise which GOD will fulfill in the future. No, the truth is we are already GOD's children. We enjoy all the rights and privileges our adoption entails, because we have come to know GOD as our Father. As His children we experience His love and He loves us just as much as He loves Jesus. So how do we respond to this we whose earthly fathers have been absent one way or another? First we must rid ourselves of any misconceptions of GOD we may have. He is unlike anyone who has been, who is or who ever will be there is and never will be anyone like Him. Then we accept GOD for Who He is as He has revealed Himself in the Bible. As GOD's child though its hard for you not to doubt Who He has revealed Himself to be in the Bible because of your personal past hurts of childhood memories, of broken promises and neglect. Perhaps you barely sense GOD around and tend to approach Him with cynicism and distrust. One thing I strongly recommend is Celebrate Recovery. Celebrate Recovery is a free 12 step Christian ministry for any hurt, habit or hang-up and I've seen GOD work miracles in there and He can do the same for you in that program. I also recommend maybe trying a Christian counselor that you trust to talk about your hurts with and help you sort things out. Also please try journaling out your hurts as its a great and helpful tool. And the biggest help of all is prayer tell GOD about your hurts and be honest about how you really feel and ask for His healing... If you have not received Jesus as your Savior yet then please do so now. Don't put it off. "If you declare with your mouth 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that GOD raised Him from the dead, you will be saved" Romans 10:9 NIV. If you have done this congratulations GOD is now your Father and every Christian is your brother or sister so welcome to the family. Please share that you have received Jesus as your Savior with a Christian we love hearing that stuff.... I would like to finish off this blog with words from a song by Steve Green called I Can See. "All at once He walked beside me like He'd been there all along not a stranger but a Father who can sense when somethings wrong. And He answered all my questions and He understood my fears that somehow vanished now that He was here."

 

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

How to deal with persecution

Persecution happens to every Christian and if you are a new Christian and haven't been persecuted yet then wait for it because it's coming. If you have been a Christian for a while and have not been persecuted for your faith then I would wonder if you have the faith at all. For to long Christians have been believing and preaching that when you are a Christian you will have nothing go wrong in your life and if you get so much as a cold then you don't have faith and they are telling people in wheelchairs that if they really had the faith they would get up and walk. For to long Christians have been believing and preaching the "prosperity gospel" which says GOD will make you rich and will give you fancy cars and fancy homes. Well that's all completely wrong GOD does not promise an easy life or riches to anyone. Not that GOD doesn't bless anyone because He does bless us. But what we call blessing and what He calls blessing are often different things. We are blessed when it rains because this waters the crops so they will grow and we will eat the food in the stores comes from what has been grown in fields and animals that people have raised. We are blessed when the sun is out as the sun gives nutrients to many things. We are blessed when we breath our next breathe none of us are guaranteed another breathe no matter how old or young we are. We are blessed if we have some sort of shelter to sleep in. We are also blessed when we go through tough times and persecution. "Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven" Matthew 5:10 NIV. "Happy are you when people hate you, reject you, insult you, and say that you are evil, all because of the Son Of Man! Be glad when it happens and dance for joy, because a great reward is kept for you in Heaven. for their ancestors did the very same things to the prophets" Luke 6:22-23 Good News Translation. When you are a Christian people will reject you, insult you, and say that you are evil because of your faith in Jesus Christ. You will be called names and taken advantage off and the world is going to be very unfair for you because of your faith. The world was cruel and unfair to Jesus the Son of GOD why should it treat you any different? The world will hate you because it hated Jesus first and it still hates Him to this day. "If the world hates you, keep in mind it hated Me first" John 15:18 NIV. Even your own family will turn against you because of your faith. "Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn 'a man against against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law, a mans enemies will be members of his own household" Matthew 10:34-36 NIV. Even Jesus own family did not believe Him and thought Him insane. "For even His own brothers did not believe in Him" John 7:5 NIV. "When His family heard about this, they went to take charge of Him, for they said, 'He is out of His mind" Mark 3:21 NIV. So how do we deal with persecution when it comes? Because it will come and its gonna be tough as it was tough on other Christians. "Women received back their dead, raised to life again. There were others who were tortured, refusing to be released so that they might gain an even better resurrection. Some faced jeers and flogging, and even chains and imprisonment. They were put to death by stoning; they were sawed in two; they were killed by the sword. They went about in sheepskins and goatskins, destitute, persecuted and mistreated -- the world was not worthy of them. They wandered in deserts and mountains, living in caves and in holes in the ground. These were all commended for their faith, yet none of them received what had been promised, since GOD had planned something better for us so that only together with us would they be made perfect" Hebrews 11:35-40 NIV. Even to this day many Christians in other countries are being heavily persecuted for their faith. Don't believe me? Check out a ministry called Voice Of The Martyrs and you'll see for yourself that Christians now are suffering for their faith. Don't think it doesn't happen here in America or Canada or wherever you live simply because you don't see it because it does. It may be more mild compared to what others go through but like I said every real Christian is persecuted for their faith. I have lost many followers for my blog because of me spreading the Gospel on here it happens. And there is no way to make it more popular to many Church's are trying to make the Gospel look good and more pleasing and make it more cool and it can't be done it is what it is. The Gospel already is good that's why its called the Good News. Whatever flash and stuff you add will not help. There are no special words you can say or anything new or different you can do to make people repent and turn to the Gospel. No matter what you say or what you do the Gospel will always be unpopular and rejected by the world. This doesn't mean that you should give up and not spread the Gospel. No way fight the good fight. "Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses" 1 Timothy 6:12 NIV. Remember when you face persecution it isn't you they are persecuting its really GOD they are persecuting because they feel convicted. "Then He will say to those on His left, 'Depart from Me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave Me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me no drink, I was a stranger and you did not welcome Me, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.' Then they also will answer, saying, 'Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick and in prison, and did not minister to You?' Then He will answer them, saying, 'Truly, I say to you, as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it for Me.' And these will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life" Matthew 25:31-46 ESV. A warning to all those who persecute Christians. Those are GOD's children you are persecuting and you will be judged for this. Lightning may not strike you down now but GOD will judge you for how you mistreated Christians. To the Christian when you preach and spread the Gospel and someone says you can't do that because of their freedom of religion remind them gently and lovingly that you have as much freedom of religion and speech as they do. Always remember to speak the truth in love. You will be tempted when persecuted to get back at them to want revenge but vengeance belongs to the Lord. "Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for GOD's wrath, for it is written: 'It is Mine to avenge; I will repay,' says the Lord" Romans 12:19 NIV. "Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult. on the contrary, repay evil with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing" 1 Peter 3:9 NIV. "But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you" Luke 6:27-31 NIV. Also remember that when people persecute you its a Spiritual battle so its not just flesh you are up against. "For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms" Ephesians 6:12 NIV. As you grow as a Christian you will be persecuted and it'll get harder as you grow in Christ this is because the devil happens to hate your guts. "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that you may have life, and have it to the full" John 10:10 NIV. And the devil hates your relationship with Christ and wants to take you away from Him but thing is no matter what the devil does he can't separate you from GOD. "Can anything ever separate us from Christ's love? Does it mean He no longer loves us if we have trouble or calamity, or are persecuted, or hungry, or destitute, or in danger, or threatened with death? (As the Scriptures say, 'for Your sake we are killed every day; we are being slaughtered like sheep.') No, despite all these things, overwhelming victory is ours through Christ, who loved us. And I am convinced that nothing can ever separate us from GOD's love. Neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither our fears today or our worries about tomorrow --  not even the powers of hell can separate us from GOD's love. No power in the sky above or in the earth below - indeed, nothing in all creation will ever be able to separate us from the love of GOD that is revealed in Christ Jesus our Lord" Romans 8:35-39 NLT. Doesn't mean the devil won't try cause he will. He will tempt you and try to lure you away and there will be times you will trip and fall thing is when you fall your on the ground and its a great place to be on your knees. All kinds of things may happen to you. Think of what happened to Job the very same thing may happen to you will you like Job stand firm in the faith if you lose literally everything? Some may say GOD doesn't get glory in bad circumstances. Oh yes He does! In fact I believe GOD gets more glory out of bad circumstances then when things are hunky dory. Think about it how much do you lean on GOD when things are going great? How much more or much less do you pray when things are swell? Chances are that you lean more on GOD in tough times and pray more in those tough times because you see your need for Him. We always need GOD but we need tough times to humble us and show us how weak we really are and how much we need GOD. Plus we need to really know in the depths of our souls that GOD is enough. GOD gets glory when your circumstances are the worst ever and you lose everything and yet you still say "GOD is enough." Plus we declare it to others when GOD gets us through tough times we say "GOD really helped me out and without Him I wouldn't have made it." So then GOD gets praise that He doesn't really get when things are good even though He should have that He doesn't because we think less of Him when times are good. Plus if things are always great you'll take it for granted and won't be thankful but with tough times when the tough times have ended you can be truly grateful for the good times you have. "Consider it pure joy, my brothers , whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything" James 1:2-4 NIV. One good reason to have joy in persecution is because its a sign that Christ can be seen in you. If people didn't see Jesus in you they wouldn't persecute you. In fact I  read about one Pastor who would get persecuted alot and then for a week or so nothing no persecution and he was worried so he knelt down and prayed repentance for all his sins and for Christ to shine in him and persecution be a sign that Christ could be seen in him and shortly after that prayer a stone was thrown at him and it just missed him by a hair and he knelt down thanking GOD for persecution. When was the last time you thanked GOD for being persecuted? When was the last time you prayed to be persecuted? When was the last time you were joyful for persecution? Granted persecution isn't easy it is upsetting its hard but GOD never said it would be easy He just said it would be worth it. Nothing worth doing is easy so GOD sure must be worth it. Your gonna wanna give up your gonna get discouraged your gonna get tired so pray I can not stress enough how important it is to pray during times of persecution. Also have your brothers and sisters in Christ pray for you as well and they will also encourage you. Persecution is not a sign that GOD doesn't love you or has abandoned you in fact its the exact opposite if GOD loves you the world hates you. Your gonna hear from the world to give up and they will ask what is it getting you? After all they are the ones with the big homes and the fancy clothes and the cool cars and can go on vacation 4 or 5 times a year all over the world. When they wave that in your face remember this. "Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you" James 5:1-6 NIV. This doesn't mean there aren't any rich Christians there are Christians who are rich and it isn't a sin to be rich its what you do with those riches that can be a sin. Remember if you are rich it is GOD Who gave it to you and it is GOD Who can take it away anytime He wants and He will judge you on how you used your riches. But just because you are a Christian it is not guaranteed that you will be rich. Do not work for perishable things on earth but for treasures in Heaven. "Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in Heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also" Matthew 6:19-21 NIV. So if your in a tough spot right now and are being persecuted be glad because that means Christ can be seen in you and no suffering on this earth can compare to what joy we will have in Heaven when we are with GOD for eternity. "However, as it is written: 'what no eye has seen, what no ear has heard and what no human mind has conceived' -- the things that GOD has prepared for those who love Him --" 1 Corinthians 2:9 NIV. So stand in the day of trial. In fact pray for persecution. Pray for trials to happen to you. Pray for Christ to shine in you. Praise GOD when you are persecuted and be joyful. When everything is taken from you know in your heart that GOD is enough. Trust in GOD always. Persevere and fight the good fight. "Blessed is the one who perseveres under trial because, having stood the test, that person will receive the crown of life that the Lord has promised to those who love Him" James 1:12 NIV. I say once more be ready for trials and persecution to happen to you because as a Christian sooner or later they will happen. Be ready for the world to hate you for your faith because it will. Be ready to be hated, to be mistreated, to be taken advantage of, to be insulted, to be mocked, to be bullied, to be harassed, to be rejected, to be called evil, to be called naive, to have people tell you that you should be ashamed, to be beaten, to be thought of as horrible, to be spat on, to be hurt, to be abandoned by friends and family, to be ignored, to be considered insane, to be called illogical, to have gossip spread about you, for the world to be unfair to you, to be cruelly treated, to lose all you have, to be misunderstood and more all because of your faith and love in Christ Jesus. How the world treated Jesus it will treat you. Here are some links in case you are interested....
The Voice Of The Martyrs - https://www.persecution.com/
Persecution News - http://www.persecution.org/
Open Doors - http://www.opendoorsusa.org/persecution/
Christian Persecution Magazine - http://www.christianpersecution.info/
Prisoner Alert - http://www.prisoneralert.com/vompw_persecution.htm
Christian Aid Mission - http://www.christianaid.org/News/Persecution.aspx
Persecution Of Christians Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Christians
Christian Solidarity International -csi-usa.org/persecution.html?gclid=COublc22wL0CFZSPfgodkX4ADw
Christian Freedom International - http://www.christianfreedom.org/
Persecution Report - http://www.persecutionreport.org/
Release International - http://www.releaseinternational.org/
One With Them - http://www.onewiththem.com/
Vision Beyond Borders - http://www.visionbeyondborders.org/home.aspx
Persecution Blog - http://www.persecutionblog.com/
Rescue Christians - http://rescuechristians.org/ 
Persecution Project Foundation - http://persecutionproject.org/
Christian Persecution Update - http://www.persecution.in/
Persecuted Christians Care Fund - http://www.persecutedchristianscarefund.org/ 
Door Of Hope International - http://www.dohi.org/us/tfhf.php 
Persecuted Church - http://www.persecutedchurch.org/ 
Barnabas Aid - http://barnabasfund.org/ 
Let Us Reason Ministries - http://www.letusreason.org/Persecut.htm 
Christian Persecution News Sites - http://www.pohick.org/persecutedchurchresourses.html 
Write To Persecuted Christians - http://www.chinaaid.org/p/persecuted.html 
Christian Faith - http://www.christianfaith.com/resources/for-the-persecuted-church 
World Watch Monitor - http://www.worldwatchmonitor.org/2013/05/2513266/ 
Kids Of Courage - http://www.kidsofcourage.com/ 
5 Ways To Help The Persecuted Church - http://www.missionalwomen.com/22/post/2013/02/5-ways-to-help-the-persecuted-church.html 
Persecution Podcast - http://www.persecutionpodcast.com/ 
Tortured For Christ - http://torturedforchrist.com/ 
Persecution Project Foundation - http://www.ecfa.org/MemberProfile.aspx?ID=16031 

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Funny Yahoo questions and answers

These are all 100% real and hilarious. I will leave out the names of the askers and answerers but I will leave in their grammar and spelling mistakes. Enjoy!

Q: How do you get Youtube to come and film you? I've been calling calling Youtube all day to come film me but no answer. How do other people get their videos up there? I have some really funny stuff but they won't come.

Q: What's another word for knowing you're right?
A: Woman.

Q: My Dog is my life!! Has this ever happened anyone before? i think im in love with my dog. anytime i see him playing with other dogs i get really jealous and just wanted to rugby tackle him to the ground and kiss him. ive never felt this way about anyone before, let alone a dog. Ive even broke up with my bf over it. ive had this dog for 6 months, but only recently thesse feelings started to develop. i don't know what to do and think if i telling anyone theyll im crazy. please help!
A: You need to go see a therapist.
A: Oh dear.... i guess you should paws for thought before people think you are barking mad....

Q: How to lose 50 pounds in a month?
A: Amputation, do you really need legs? There is no healthy way to lose 50 pounds in one month.



Q: How do I successfully become a Justin Bieber fan? I would like to become a Justin Bieber fan. Currently I am a Jack Norris fan and I would like to switch to Justin Beiber. How can I successful achieve this goal? Thanks. 
A: Lose all brain functions. Maybe sustain a pretty substantial blow to the head. 

Q: If a two year old hands you a toy phone, do you answer it?
A: no, could be a telemarketer 

Q: What does it mean when someone says "meow" to you? Someone keeps saying meow to me. 
A: They're a cat


Q: What happens to people born on Feb.. 29????????????? Do they stay one until 4 years past??
A: They get locked up in a secret laboratory in Iowa and are let loose every four years

Q: Why do I feel I have butterflies in my stomach? 
A: have u been eating catapillars 

Q: Is Rainbow-Trout a good name for a baby girl? I'm trying to think of names for my daughter.
A: are you a fish? if yes, I think its a great name. If you are a human, I would discourage it
A: I think sockeye salmon is a lot nicer, how about alaskan cod, or simply prawn for your spawn


Q: What is the meaning of procrastination? Define procrastination.
A: I'll tell you later....


Q: My wife changed Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". Should I be worried? 
A: LOL!!!! Ya mate start runnin!!!! 


Q: Which is worse? Ignorance or Apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care 


Q: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when im eating dirt? 
A: why are you eating dirt? 

Q: Do they have toilet paper in Canada? My Dad told me its not apart of their culture but i wasnt sure

A: That's a really good question. You know, no they do not. Every time I've been to Toronto and other places I've packed an extra full suitcase of our special European toilet paper so I wouldn't have to use maple leaves during my stay. First, I did try selling some rolls to my Canadian friends but they were not interested at all. Say hi to your Dad. I can see he has raised his children right. 
  
Q: Should I tell my parents that I am adopted? I don't fit in the family, I think it's time to come clean with them 


Q: How do I join Team Rocket? I need to know since there are no other jobs available. Also, why why does my cat lash out at me whenever I try to stick a coin on her head? 

Q: If i eat myself would i become twice as big or disappear completely?
A: That just blew my mind 

Q: What is the phobia of chainsaws called?
A: Common sense

Q: Is it legal to marry food? 
A: Yahoo Answers asks the real questions 


Q: Was the movie "The Lion King" based on a true story? 
A: Sure, I know loads of lions who talk 

Q: If I am pregnant will the baby be part my mans wife too? 


Q: Why wasn't I born an octopus? This question I struggle with every day. I don't feel I was born the right species... I love to swim and use ink pens, and sometimes I wish I had more arms

Q: Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?
A: Well, if they do, it would have to be at night 
Askers response: GOOD IDEA!! i didn't think of that, people are so stupid, why do they never think of that? 

Q: How can I find out if a girl poops before we get in a relationship? 

Q: Could you do me a summary of the second world war?
A: Boom boom boom pow pow pow splash tatatatatata we hate you Hitler 

Q: How many 1/4 cups make one cup? Dry food, making pancakes


Q: Can you get pregnant from watching a Health class video? 

Q: What percentage of water is celery? 
A: Water is exactly 0% celery

Q: How big is the specific ocean?
A: can you be more pacific? 

Q: How do you find out the exact users who disliked your Youtube video? I also need help tracking down where people live and making someones death look like an accident 

Q: I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day.... is that bad?
A: That can't be comfortable. Try a chair

Q: How can I become a fish? 
  
Q: Does Vodka have alcohol in it?
A: Ummmmmmm............ DUH! 


Q: Paying parking tickets is optional right? kinda like jury duty?
A: Neither are optional 


Q: Does GOD see me in the shower? 
A: Yes but its not a pretty sight

Q: Can I rent a wood chipper? I have someone I need to get of. Is it possible to rent wood chippers? 
A: Someone? 

Q: Where did I put my car keys? 
A: Where you put them down 

Q: How often does Halloween land on Friday the 13th!?!?!?!!? Someone has asked me this question and I couldn't figure it out!!! Help!!!!!!! 

Q: I'm 39 why do I only have three teeth? I went to bed Tuesday with 32 teeth and when I woke up the next morning I only had 3 
A: Tooth fairy came and stole them 

Q: Where is the great wall of China? 
A: Its actually in England, used by the romans to keep the welsh out. half of it was moved to the USA in 1872 

Q: Why doesn't the Earth fall down? 
A: because it can fly 
Askers response: Thanks! 


Q: I don't know if my daughter is mine.? I don't know if my daughter is mine I gave birth to her but I'm not sure if it's my boyfriend cheating on me and I had his other girlfriends baby can someone help? 

Q: Is it true that we have bones? Or is it just ze media what want us to believe it? 
A: Hit your self on the arm with a .20lb lump hammer and you can see your own 

Q: How do I google something? 
A: Scream your questions from the top of tall buildings 

Q: When you have an idea does a lightbulb really appear over your head? 

Q: How do you unbake a cake? 

Q: How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers? I'm new to this place and I was wondering how to ask questions?
A: You just did, Nostradamus! 

Q: How do you know when a relationship is over?
A: When they say "its over" 

Q: Did Twilight offend any real vampires?
A: Yes it did and just so you know I am coming for you!!!!! Be afraid very very afraid 

Q: Is there a way to scratch a scratch card without scratching it? 

Q: What causes floods in California? 
A: Water 

Q: What happens if you swallow gum? 
A: A gum fairy goes up your butt and removes it 

Q: I just ate 52 pizza rolls, will i die in my sleep? there are 152 calories in 2 rolls, will i die? oh and i had 2 liters of coke with it 

Q: If batman parents are died, Then how was he born? 

Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? 
A: What are you asking and what language are you asking it in? 

Q: Nobody knows if cows actually exist.? Think about it cows could just be like holograms that use nuclear energy to run and like milk is like the waste created using nuclear energy and that is why some people are lactose intolerant like their bodies are smart enough to realize its nuclear waste 

Q: How do I successfully fool an elephant to go to sea? need to know QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!! 

Q: Do pretzels taste like pretzels? ive never tried them before and i need to know what they taste like 
A: Nope they taste like chicken 

Q: How much would it cost to surgically swap earlobes with someone? 

Q: If icecream can freeze brains, can it freeze time? 

Q: How do I make sure my refrigerator doesn't run away? 
A: Nail its feet to the floor 

Q: Does yourgut help you grow taller? 

Q: What if a mushroom marry to a hammer? 
A: It was common in 16th century Enhland, but was banned by the Comingle Court under Flatus II in 1608.
A: What if a banana marry to a stapler? Is it possible?
A: The would have to elope. Hammer parents are usually too hard headed and narrow minded to accept their child’s marriage to a mushroom, even though I hear he’s a fun guy.

Q: When will I make a chrysalis and turn into a beautiful butterfly human hybrid? 
A: You know, I ask myself that question every day. It never happens.
A: After you eat enough leaves

Q: What should I bring to Seattle? What should I wear? Shoes, and clothes! :) Also what should I wear to the airport? I was thinking sweats and some uggs. Thanks! 
A: What is happening to this generation? Do you really have to go on yahoo to ask random people what you should wear? How sad 

Q: What's the most interesting thing you have done in the past 24 hours? 
A: Made a jelly fish costume out of an umbrella 

Q: What do you think about people being obsessed with poop? Well to start off im obsessed with poop. At times I get the urge to eat it. Is this normal? 

Q: Is it illegal to have a pet tiger in the US? 

Q: What would you do for Klondike bar?
A: haha i would wrestle an alligator then i would clean my room

Q: When was the war of 1812? 

Q: What is the square root of foot? 
A: Cake 

Q: My mom turned into a vegetable? We were having breakfast one morning and she suddenly turned into a pumpkin, what do I do with it? 
A: Um, technically a pumpkin isn't a veggie; its a fruit. It grows on a vine and contains seeds. But otherwise: Ok 

Q: How can I contact the mob? the mafia? I want to be in the mob..... is that possible? 
A: 1-800-join-mob 

Q: Do Canadians own cars? 
A: No we all ride sleds in the great white north eh 

Q: If you die in Canada do you die in real life? 
A: Yes eh 

Q: How can I get a free car? 
A: You can't 

Q: Why are there school?
A: Because you don't have correct grammar 

Q: What is the phone number for 911? 
A: That's like asking how to spell RSPCA 

Q:Do grasshoppers turn into dragonflies? 

Q: Do I have vampire tendencies? Well, this is not a teenage fantasy. I actually have longer canines and "just love" taste of human blood. This doesn't mean i drink blood actually but there's an iron tonic which tastes like blood and i am addicted to it. In addition i'v hateful feelings for people in general. What could it be? 
A: I think you have mental health issues 

Q: Can I dry my cat off in the microwave? 

Q: What is the fancy word for "butt"? 

Q: Are there any medical risks to consuming raw toast? 
A: It's called bread you pea brain and no 

Q: How do i let my ghost know where we are moving? 
A: Call the Ghostbusters they'll help you 

Q: What should we do with Superman, since he's an illegal he's an illegal immigrant? 
A: Get him a kryptonite green card 

Q: Why does my face hurt when I slam it against the keyboard? 

Q: Is it possible to get your back amputated? 

Q: What is the BEEESSSTTT weight gainer out there? 
A: the best weight gainer is food. it is commonly found in the aisles of the super market. There are many different kinds that can suit your taste
A: Bacon, lots of it 

Q: How does the Earth rotate at the exact same speed? 
A: cruise control 
A: GOD 

Q: Will catnip get me high? 
A: If you're a cat then yes if you're a human then no 

Q: I need to know what the weather will be on november 16th 2011? 
A: Increasing darkness toward the evening. Dark all night, with scattered light in the morning
A: Try watching the weather channel 

Q: Do hunting dogs have psychic powers? 

Q: I need a spell to help find my lost mp23!? 
A: Try hocus pocus or avera kadavera 

Q: I can't undo my seat belt!!!? Help! I am stuck in my car and I forgot how to unbuckle the seat belt! Please help!!! 
A: You're stuck forever. Your car is eating you. You will die 

Q: My kitten tells me to burn things? 
A: meow, boom! 

Q: I tried to wax my eyebrows, but didn't have wax, so I used a lighter? I AM IN A LOT OF PAIN! What should I do? Burn medication suggestions? Thanks 
A: First off why would you do that? Secondly hahahahahaha 

Q: If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? 
A: yes they might get baldness in my soup! 

Q: Do some cats lay eggs? 

Q: Is it true that people with blue eyes and golden hairs are from Atlantis? 

Q: Wat is the countrey canada all about? i live in texas and i always hear about canada on the tv screen i was just wondering what they speak there and where that countrey is? thank you NO I MEN ARE CANADA PEOPLE NICE? DO THEY LOOK LIKE AMERICANS? 

Q: How not to get facebook addicted? 
A: Don't go on Facebook 

Q: Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles? 
A: We think you should go see a doctor 

Q: Is pepperoni pizza vegetarian? 

Q: How do i get rid of oily face? My face is so oily... How do i get rid of it? 
A: Getting rid of your face is not recommended. no matter how oily it is. The face serves many functions and you should not try to remove it 

Q: How can I be the life of the party?
A: Have it at your local cemetary 

Q: Do people judge you by how many Facebook friends you have? 

Q: Why are there school? is a point to it? 
A: Questions like this makes me want to cry 

Q: How do i make my parents happy when i fail a test? 
A: Bake them cookies 
A: Tell them your pregnant. They'll forget all about the test

Q: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK? 
A: IT IS FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE

Q: Do Ugandans lay eggs? 
A: Ugandans are human. Humans do not lay eggs. 

Q: What does fall 2010 mean?

Q: How do I take my eyeball out? 

Q: Did 206 actors die while making Saving Private Ryan? 

Q: If I started eating scented candles will my farts smell more pleasant? 

Q: What is a person from London called? 
A: My neighbor is from London and he is called Bob 
A: British 

Q: Should I shave my butt? 

Q: what is password to twitter? i try to get on but have no access e-mail address. anybody know what answer to secret question is? or have hack to get on twitters? 
A: you are joking right? 

Q: I heard from a friend that there's some sort of drink that will make you live longer, is it true? 
A: Ask Methuselah 

Q: How turn computer monitor into mirror? Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work 

Q: Is it legal to marry a cat? 

Q: Why won't lasagna fit in my toaster? 

Q: Would you give up everything to live on pendora? 

Q: I went to England and they spoke American???? Why is this? 

Q: What is the best way to milk a sheep? 

Q: I caught my imaginary boyfriend cheating on me, what should I do? 

Q: Are there birds in Canada? 
A: Just Canadian geese eh 

Q: How were unicorns made? 

Q: How many calories are in a booger? 
A: its got proteins in it which can be broken down into energy soooo.... maybe 2 calories :) 

Q: Yo where can i by 1 o'dem 'sandwhiches' that erv1s bean talk bout yo? 

Q: I caught a fairy. What should I do with her? A pesky fairy got in my house and was flying around getting glitter everywhere and causing mischief. I caught her finally. What do you think I should do with her? 
A: Let her live in your doll house
Askers response: We talked it over and I gave her a great lease rate and she has a place to live. I'm making a little money too! Win-win! 

Q: I WANT A NEW LETTER IN THE ALPHABET? IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE A NEW LETTER AND PUT IT IN THE ALPHABET
A: I think you need to master the current alphabet first 

Q: How can I have a better emotional relationship with my unicorn? 

Q: What does it mean to constantly dream of tornadoes? 
A: You're not in Kansas by any chance? 

Q: My hair shampoo instructions say "Lather, Rinse, Repeat"? I need to go to work. Can I ever stop? 
A: Nope you must keep on shampooing your hair forever 

Q: Where can I buy a kangaroo? 

Q: Willy Wonka factory.... Is it real? 

Q: Why am i dead, you know dead? I am like dead and like a ghost, AM I CRAZY? Help 
A: Its a virus going round. In the next 2-3 days you should be rolling around on the floor sneezing out olive oil. Poor child 

Q: My printer won't print .gifs properly? I'm trying to print a .gif file but whenever i print it out, the picture doesn't move? am i doing something wrong? 

Q: Why does stuff weigh so much more in england? 

Q: If you die, what happens to your Myspace? 

Q: Is it possible to make toast in a microwave? 

Q: Is there anyway to become a robot after you die? 

Q: How can I transform my dog into a Llama? 

Q: Does a computers weight increases as more information is added to the hard drive? 

Q: Is hogwarts school real? 

Thursday, March 6, 2014

I have a message for you

I have something to say to every human being on the planet. I dunno who you are or where you've been. I dunno your testimony of what you have been through. Perhaps you have been through alot. Maybe you were having a bright sunny day then you walk into a room and find a close friend or family member hung from the ceiling and you find the note that says "I couldn't take it anymore." Perhaps you were there on 9/11 and you saw in person the people jumping from the towers to their deaths and you saw the planes hit the buildings and you saw the towers crash. Perhaps you were at one of the schools where there was a shooting and you've seen the terrified looks in the children's eyes. Perhaps you've seen someone shot and die right in front of your eyes. Maybe you've had a gun held at your own head at one time or another. Maybe you've had to kill someone in self defense or you killed for another reason and the memory still haunts you. Maybe you've been severely beaten and no one was there to help and you felt all alone. Maybe you've been raped and now your pregnant and are thinking of getting an abortion after all you didn't want this baby and you sure don't want to carry the child of the man who hurt you so badly. Maybe you've witnessed a horrible car crash or been in one yourself and you still have nightmares. Maybe your a young teenager with hormones raging and you think "its my body I can do what I want with it" plus you are lonely and it would be comforting to have someone with you. Perhaps you've been married a very long time and are now getting a divorce and your heart is broken and the reasons for it are very blurry. Perhaps you are the child of the parents getting divorced and you don't understand why and your angry at them in fact maybe you hate them. Maybe you've had a loved one who was sick and died a very painful very slow death that was agonizing to watch and you felt so helpless. Perhaps you are struggling with cancer or some other deadly disease and you've only got a short while to live but its very painful. Perhaps you've just found out that your child has a learning disability and you are wondering what the future will hold for them. Perhaps you have a learning disability and you wonder "why me" you feel so different from everyone else and you just want to fit in. Perhaps your parents were not there for you and you were brought up by your grandparents or perhaps you've been brought up in foster care and have gone from house to house never really having a home. Perhaps you've just found out you were adopted and you don't know what to think now or what to feel or you feel you've been lied to your whole life. Perhaps your the parent of a teenager who's breaking your every rule and being defiant at every turn and you wonder what you have done wrong. Perhaps you are the teenager and you just want to take on the world and explore everything and you are sick and tired of being told what to do. Perhaps some disaster has happened maybe you lost friends or family in hurricane Katrina or in a huge earthquake or some other disaster. Perhaps you have just lost a baby to sudden infant death syndrome and you did everything you could for that baby and now their gone and you are devastated. Perhaps a close friend or family member has just passed away and the pain you are experiencing the depth of mourning can not be described and you don't think you'll ever be happy again. Perhaps you have contemplated suicide you've seen to much pain and agony and you don't think you can take it anymore. Maybe you're scared of your future you've got your GED and your degree but now you can't find a job anywhere you go to the interviews and say the right things and nothing clicks and you are worried if you'll end up homeless and you wonder why you even bothered to get the GED or the degree in the first place. The world has a way of feeling like a very hopeless place and you try to put on a happy face but your hurt and no one seems to understand. Perhaps you feel lost and alone and your tired and your done. And all the happy cliche's are just empty words to you. You've seen therapists and psychologists and they say to take some medication and they can tell you what your problems are and they sit and listen to you but they can't fix it. Perhaps you've struggled for years with being an alcoholic or a drug addict but you can't go away you feel like you need them just to feel a little high just for a little while just need to escape from everything for a while. Perhaps you've taken vacations or moved to many different homes thinking this is what you needed and everything will be better now only its not and its the same as it was. Perhaps someone has talked to you already about religion but you don't wanna hear about it you've heard this stuff before and their are so many religions who can possible know the right one if there is a right one. Maybe you've heard of GOD before but you can't believe in Him after what you've been through and what you have seen. You think if you were GOD you would solve all these problems with a snap of a finger and since all the problems are not solved well how can there possibly be a GOD. Or maybe you do believe in GOD but your angry at Him for letting things happen to you when you've been a good person maybe you've gone to Church you've tithed you gave to charity and yet your life is chaos meanwhile your friend who doesn't take part seems to have all their ducks in a row and nothing bad ever happens to them. Maybe you tried Church once but you were hurt by something someone said or you were given a long list of rules and now you have to be perfect and you can't do it. Perhaps you think the Church is just a bunch of buildings full of hypocrites who call themselves perfect and dress nice but after Sunday they go and do the same things you do. Well I have a message for you. There are Christians out there who have been through all the things I've stated above and more and they still believe. There are Christians who have been beaten and killed for what they believe. Maybe you've met a Christian or have a friend or family member who is a Christian and what they think is nice but they see the world with rose colored glasses their naive and haven't really been affected by the world. Well let me tell you a Christians life is the hardest life to live its not easy. Every day we are told to not talk about the Bible or talk about Jesus or talk about GOD because its offensive and there are other religions so it stops others freedom of religion. Christians have freedom of religion to and we also have a right to freedom of speech just like you do. About it being offensive ya we already knew that "and they took offense at Him. But Jesus said them, 'a prophet is not without honor except in his own town and in his own home." Matthew 13:57 NIV. "He is a stone of stumbling and a rock of offense, and they stumble on it, in that they do not obey the word, for they are appointed to this." 1 Peter 2:8 Aramaic Bible In Plain English. "If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated Me first" John 15:18 NIV. "Do not think that I have come to bring peace to earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a person's enemies will be those of his own household." Matthew 10:34-36 ESV. A Christians life is not an easy road at all in anyway shape or form. Not only do we see and live the pain in this world but we are persecuted daily and we get taken advantage of and we are not listened to. For many Christians the faith costs them everything they lose their homes, friends, family and everything. We don't see the world with rose colored glasses in fact we see it all to clearly sometimes. Sometimes we stumble we're not perfect but then we are criticized and are called a hypocrite every time we fall. Christianity is not easy cause this world puts up a fight and the world will do everything and anything in its power to shut you up and shut you down when your a Christian. And the world is not all your up against as a Christian either. There are demons and minions and the devil as well. Maybe you don't believe in them but they are very real. You become a Christian and you find out just how real they are. Every Christian is in a spiritual warfare. Maybe now you're wondering why we don't just give up. We fight for GOD and we fight for GOD because we love GOD and we love GOD because He loved us first. We want what GOD wants and GOD doesn't want anyone to perish but for all to have eternal life. We want to give the message the Gospel the good news of hope and love to everyone. Because there is hope there is love. GOD is here and He loves you. Maybe you don't believe that but He does. "For GOD so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16 NIV. Did you catch that? GOD sent His only begotten Son in your place for your sins. But maybe you don't believe you have sinned maybe you think your a good person after all your not a murderer you don't rob banks and you do good things. "As it is written: 'there is no one righteous, not even one; there is no one who understands; there is no one who seeks GOD. All have turned away, they have together become worthless; there is no one, who does good, not even one." Romans 3:10-12 NIV. "the fool says in his heart, 'there is no GOD,' They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good. The Lord looks down from Heaven on all mankind to see if there are any who understand, any who seek GOD. All have turned away, all have become corrupt; there is no one who does good, not even one." Psalms 14:1-3 NIV. "The fool says in his heart, 'there is no GOD.' They are corrupt, and their ways are vile; there is no one who does good. GOD looks down from Heaven on all mankind to see if there are any who understand, any who seek GOD. Everyone has turned away, all have become corrupt; there is no one who does good, not even one." Psalms 53:1-3 NIV. "Indeed, there is no one on earth who is righteous, no one who does what is right and never sins." Ecclesiastes 7:20 NIV. "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of GOD" Romans 3:23 NIV. So no one is good not a one. We all have sinned weather we want to or not we've all committed a sin. But GOD loves us so much that He gave His only begotten Son for our sins Jesus Christ paid it all. Jesus is the way to GOD the only way to GOD. "Jesus told him, 'I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through Me." John 14:6 NLT. Maybe that offends you that there is only one way to GOD. Be thankful GOD gave a way because He didn't have to. No one forced Him but He did it cause He loves us. He could have turned His back on all of us and destroyed us all but He didn't. GOD has given us hope by giving us His Son. Because with GOD we are never alone although the whole entire world may leave us behind GOD will never leave us. "Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your GOD goes with you; He will never leave you or forsake you." Deuteronomy 31:6 NIV. With GOD we have a reason to live. The only alternative is if He don't exist then we just live we die that's it nothing. If that's true nothing matters at all life has no point. Who cares if you do good or bad without GOD it doesn't matter you'll just die and poof your gone who cares. If that's true then we don't need law its pointless we don't have order its pointless. Why make a plan and future for ourselves if we just die and poof that's it?? Nothing matters at all without GOD. Life without GOD is like an unsharpened pencil it has no point. Why not let murderers go free after all we're all just animals so let them go out and hunt like an animal. Why do we bother having homes and help for the severely handicapped just kill em its natural selection. With no GOD why not do it? Because we're human? Wait we're animals though aren't we if we're animals then we might as well act like them and animals kill those who are injured and weak. With no GOD then we are all just here by random chance and well why care about anything at all it doesn't matter if you care or not. Why have an army and defend our country without a GOD who cares who's in charge authority is meaningless and freedom well who cares lets just all kill each other after all it doesn't matter. Do you see how stupid all of that is? It's very obvious then that GOD exists He's made that plain to us. "For since the creation of the world GOD's invisible qualities -- His eternal power and divine nature -- have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse." Romans 1:20 NIV. So why not choose life? Ya it won't make your life easier but it will be the better choice. Ya your life will be rough but everyone's life is rough and at least with GOD its worth something. And with GOD you'll have the help you'll need for living on earth. Because no one but GOD can fix your problems or fix you. No one can change you but GOD. No one and nothing but GOD can fulfill you totally. No matter where you look or what you do or who your with they can't fulfill you and you will look. We are created to worship GOD and when we are not worshiping GOD we are worshiping something else. What is the one person or thing you spend the most time with? Whatever or whoever it is that is your idol that is what you worship and it can't hold the weight it won't fulfill you. Sooner or later it will fail you and you'll go keep looking for more for something else. We all have a GOD shaped hole in our hearts and until we go to GOD we will not be complete. Only GOD can complete us. Keep looking for something else if you want to but it won't complete you it will not make you fully happy cause only GOD can make you fully happy. This doesn't mean as a Christian your life is rainbows and puppy dogs. But it does mean you will have a reason for joy because of GOD in your life and He will be there for you when no one else is. As a Christian you can go to GOD at anytime for anything. No other religion can offer what Christianity does. Every other religion no matter what it is it preaches of how man can work to get close to GOD but Christianity preaches what GOD has already done and He's as close as our own hearts. Ask anyone in any religion if they feel positive about going to Heaven and being accepted by GOD chances are they will answer they are not sure but they are working on it doing the best they can to be accepted. Then ask a Christian the same question and we will answer we are 100% certain beyond doubt that we will go to Heaven and are accepted by GOD not because of what we have done but because of what He has done for us. Jesus who is GOD came down to earth and was fully man and fully GOD lived a perfectly sinless life and was tempted just like us yet without sin and He bore all of our past, present and future sins on the cross and died and three days later rose to life and ascended to Heaven and poured out His Spirit the Holy Spirit who lives inside every Christian and Jesus is coming back again someday can I get an Amen!? Jesus Christ was beaten, whipped, spat upon, mocked, had a crown of thorns on his head, nailed to a cross and died for you and He didn't have to. He could have walked away at anytime but He didn't cause He loves us. Plus I read the ending and GOD wins in the end. "And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, 'behold, the dwelling place of GOD is with man. He will dwell with them, and they will be His people, and GOD Himself will be with them as their GOD. He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away." Revelation 21:3-4 ESV. There is hope there is a happy ending this not all for nothing. There is meaning there is truth there is love. There is a GOD who loves you and wants to be in a relationship with you. Maybe you feel you have sinned to much that your sin is so great that it can't be forgiven. "Come now, let us settle the matter,' says the LORD. 'Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool." Isaiah 1:18 NIV. What a great wonderful promise. No matter what your sin is GOD can forgive it and He wants to forgive it. GOD takes no pleasure in holding wrath against you He doesn't want to punish you. GOD will not reject anyone who goes to Him. "However, those the Father has given Me will come to Me, and I will never reject them" John 6:37 NLT. GOD welcomes all who come. "The Spirit and the Bride say, 'Come.' And let the one who hears say, 'Come.' And let the one who is thirsty come; let the one who desires take the water of life without price." Revelation 22:17 ESV. How do you receive Jesus as your Savior? Here is the answer. "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that GOD raised Him from the dead, you will be saved" Romans 10:9 NIV. Its that simple and easy some will say its to easy. I'd rather it be to easy then to hard. If you do as that verse says to do you will be saved and GOD will be your Father and every Christian will be your brother or sister and you will have a home in Heaven. This is my message for you. GOD bless you.